BIN LADEN SURROUNDED: Alliance has him cornered in cave

CNN

[Darth Sidious]

Breaking on CNN now. Heard this from a fellow compatriot deep within CNN itself.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

I've heard this too many times, but I sure hope it's true this time. It's time for bin Laden to go to the big dumpster in the sky.

[Semper911]

I wish they could fill those caves with some kind of sleeping gas. That way we could just go in and get the MF. I don't just want to hear that he has been killed. I want him to hurt. Badly. And for a long time. Two in the hat is too good for him.

Seeing that bastard laughing on the tape today just sent me over the edge. I guess that is why it was released.

[sinkspur]

Rumsfeld put a $10 million bounty on his head today.

If these guys get to Pakistan, where television and media are more abundant and everybody knows about the bounties, the Paks will be be trying to sell arms and legs for a piece of the booty.

[billhilly]

I meant nothing derogatory toward women, and especially the wonderful ladies who carry on the freeper spirit here. Sorry...................................Sounds like ma rifleman had a word with the gentleman. (:^)

[BOBTHENAILER]

Knock...knock...knockin' on Satans Door, Momma take these guns from me, I can't use them anymore, it's gettin' dark..too dark to see, I feel I'm knockin' on Satans Door

[Mixer]

Or the Americans are the only ones in there? I think the brits know that this is our catch and they will cover. At least I hope. What happens if the NA catch him?

[Angelique]

I heard this on the radio, but I don't think it is true. Otherwise other news stations would have jumped on it.

[womanvet]

You know, I kinda would enjoy it if Geraldo was the one to blow him away as they open the cave looking for his buried treasure...

OK, I admit it, I'd like it if anyone did it.

[MilleniumBug]

Praise Allah!! The brothers will be overjoyed when Bin Laden is caught.

[lonevoice]

That's a right gentlemanly apology, rifleman. FWIW, as a lady, I took no offense to your comment.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Just for poetic justice I'll take Apri, 15th if its open

[kinghorse]

I think the CNN report meant to say that Danny Glover was surrounded in a cave in Afghanistan, begging for Osama's life.

This is so good. And chocolatey!

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More ovaltine please!

Seriously that fuzzy bin picture they're running looks a lot like Danny Glover with a big beard. Osama musta been stuffing his piehole before Ramadan.

[billhilly]

Did we ever get Mullah Omar? I heard we did and we didn't and we did and we didn't and we did and we didn't and...

Some bomb dropper put a hole right in that mideast bubba's digs. Pictures have been posted here. They were beautiful.

[WVNan]

FOX says, regardless of what "the other station" reported, Ben Laden is not cornered yet.

[HardStarboard]

>>>All of his ass are belong to US<<<

I don't want his ass; I want his head - on a stick!

[lonevoice]

Much as I'd like to personally be the one to slap Atta's father silly, as well as Johnny Jihad's parents, I can't agree with punishing family members for what a relative has done.

[CWRWinger]

I hope they've got some DNA samples in a lab on this guy.

[LasVegasMac]

or is he living with Elvis in a Vegas duplex? Stay tuned...

True, we get a ton of tourists in this town...but we do have standards!

Elvis can stay. No Osama Bin Rottens allowed!

LVM

[marshmallow]

I'm pretty much fed up with these daily "we got 'im" reports.

Ten bucks says that the next couple of days bring reports saying Bin Laden "may have slipped away".