BIN LADEN SURROUNDED: Alliance has him cornered in cave

CNN

[Darth Sidious]

Breaking on CNN now. Heard this from a fellow compatriot deep within CNN itself.

[GatorGirl]

This thing may last through our President's full eight years. Islamic fundamentalism has spread its evil tentacles throughout the world.

[Map Kernow]

His demise would be the best Christmas gift, that we could all remember for many years.

Carols for bin Laden & al-Qa'ida: "Slay bombs ping/Are ya listening?" "Have yourself a buried little Christmas" "Wreck the hills with Jihad folly, Allah, Allah, Al-lah-lah-lah!" "Violent Night, Holey Night, All is bombed. All is fright. Round yon turbaned mullah so vile, Holy Jihad! The bombing's been wild! Sleep in millions of pieces! Sle-ep in millions of pieces!!!" Etc.

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

can you say daisy cutter

[Sabertooth]

Osama bin DEAD-pool mini-update:

Big Guy and Rusty 99 has April 2nd.

Grizzfan has April 3rd.

WIMom has April 4th.

[Lancey Howard]

Osama's sitting in a theater right in front of Pee Wee Herman, George Michael, and Bill Clinton.

[katze]

Hey, you're pretty good. ;-)

[HiTech RedNeck]

Should the honor perhaps go to the muhajideen(sp?) of the Northern Alliance? If the mad dog is brought down by his Muslim foes, it would be a more devastating blow to the Muslim extremism behind Al-Qaeda than if the "infidel" does the deed.

[maranatha]

Fox News reporting it is believed that Al Qaeda fighters and possibly UBL are in a major fight in a valley near Tora Bora. Pakistan has the other end of the valley blocked. The alliance fighters and special ops forces are involved in the fight.

[OldEagle]

All of his ass are belong to US.

[snippy_about_it]

Let's not get snippy about it....

Don't bother, I already lost, unless we find him in there and he's been dead for almost a month. :]

[tgiles]

I think the CNN report meant to say that Danny Glover was surrounded in a cave in Afghanistan, begging for Osama's life.

[VA Voter]

The White House would never have released that video unless they knew for sure that bin Laden was about to meet his demise.

Today is the day the WH gave notice on the ABM treaty with the Soviets. The video was the lead story.

[lonevoice]

Is this the 4th or the 5th time they have had him cornered, surrounded, nowhere to go, trapped like a RAT

Uh huh. Seems like over 2 weeks ago British forces were reporting OBL was surrounded within a 2 mile radius. I said it then, and now, Bin Laden isn't in Afghanistan. IMHO, he is too cowardly and dishonorable to have done anything other than to run and hide before we ever began the airstrikes.

[appeal2]

Great line. Chief.

[rwfromkansas]

Yeah, the press did not have the time to do the usual "GW is Satan" routine over the ABM issue sice the tape is obviously huge news you CANNOT ignore or put below anything but the lead story.

[WIMom]

Thanks!

[lonevoice]

The umpteenth "Osama is cornered" story could wind up being a Monty Python skit.

General Francisco Franco is still dead.
---Garret Morris SNL 1975

[the rifleman]

Sorry to all for my pathetic pun. When I saw the video of this vile devil tonight I kinda went over the edge. His snickering at the deaths of the inocent, and covering his mouth when he laughs, just reminded of a evil little b!thch.

I meant nothing derogatory toward women, and especially the wonderful ladies who carry on the freeper spirit here. Sorry.

[Anti_Bubba]

Not directed to you personally, just a general rant: I hope we are taregting the families of the terrorists involved in Sept. 11... I see that Atta's father is still blathering on and on about how OBL is innocent. Is it to much to ask for some special ops to take this guy down? He lives in Cairo and should be pretty easy to find, he certainly is on TV often enough. Just my $.02

[ALASKA]

.... let's just bring in the nuclear weapons and make sure he doesn't escape this time!

I'd rather use something a little slower, and something which would leave a forensically identifiable carcass.