Elton John Retires

FOX News ^ | December 2, 2001 | News Crawl

[codebreaker]

Just on the crawl at the bottom of FOX programming.

[freebilly]

Honky Chateau? Wasn't that the Clinton Whitehouse?

[Pharmboy]

Now that's funny...

[Dick Vomer]

"Where to Now St. Peter?"

[mommadooo3]

Time for mommas/daddies to lock their sons up....elton john is going BACK in the closet.

[wku man]

Does that mean he's gonna quit lusting after Boy Scouts?

[JZoback]

What no special on the T.V.???

Them telling us how wonderful a human being, the talented and loving homosexual is?

< / sarcasm >

[codebreaker]

Will we be submitted to Babs Striesand TV special honoring Elton telling us that it is alright to lust after Boy Scouts?

[OldSmaj]

Who?

[JoeBloggs]

He was on the "Royal Variety Performance" the other night. Definately past it. Funny, he keeps really quiet about his politics in the UK. Didn't know he had any.

[ConservativeyetHotChick]

I'm sure he will do a 'farewell tour' or a 'greatest hits of all time' album....just to get the big cash payout before his 'retirement'.

[freebilly]

Who?

You know, drag queen with big glasses. I think he/she was head of The Dep't of Justice under Billy Boy.

[codebreaker]

Interesting he chooses not to disclose his politics while doing media in the UK.

Probably because he doesn't want people to freep him when he is living there.

In America he can always travel with big time bodyguards, so it doesn't matter what he says..

[JZoback]

Will we be submitted to Babs Striesand TV special honoring Elton telling us that it is alright to lust after Boy Scouts?

Yes, Ms. Striesand, the mindless, moral voice of the left.

Unfortuantly, you are probaly right about a T.V. special.

[getoffmylawn]

Congratulations. Your post succeeded in bringing out many hateful comments about a man that has done much to ease the suffering of others on this planet.

It's a very interesting phenomenon. These so-called conservatives will rant and rave about how the government should stay out of our business and allow us to decide where our hard earned money goes to aid those in need, and then when someone actually practices what many conservatives preach and offers his own resources to the world to make it a better place to live he is slammed for being a "liberal".

So I suppose the equation is:

Be a generous contributor to society and you're a faggot liberal.
Be greedy and let your fellow man rot and you're a good Christian conservative.

I'd give anything to hear Christ's comments on this thread.

[NYpeanut]

Phony career move is my bet, he retires so he can scoop up bigger bucks on dozens of "out of retirement" concerts.

[Chapita]

More AIDS to him and his kind!

[Chapita]

********"I'd give anything to hear Christ's comments on this thread."*****************************************

Why? Doubt that you would understand!

Jesus didn't preach queerdom and unnatural assaults on young boys!

[codebreaker]

If Elton would keep his mouth shut about his political 'causes' in the States like he seems to do in England, then he would have much more support here.

[Thebaddog]

Don't go fuzzy, now. What exactly did Elton do that makes the world a better place? Was it a disease cure or a better machine? He made a pile with his music and spent it just as fast. Come to think of it, he probably drove the economy himself during the eighties. Never mind.