[gortklattu]

"Well, Helen. They lost their armada when it was en route to Great Britian. Perhaps you should keep up on the news."

[Texaggie79]

Invade? No We'll just bomb the HELL out of 'em!!!!

[RaceBannon]

Helen, If we believe Spain is harboring terrorists and allowing them to operate, hell yes!

[Lurker]

"No Helen we aren't going to actually invade them. What we are going to do is deny their entire country access to the US banking system, slap 8,000 percent tarrifs on their goods, impound the assets of all Spanish nationals living in the US until the Spanish government hands these mutts over to us with no questions asked. Does that answer your questions sweety?"

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[Congressman Billybob]

We have no current plans to invade Spain. Please leave us your phone number at the home, so you will be the first to know if we change our minds. We hadn't even thought of it until you raised the question. Thank you for your contribution to American strategic military insight, you hopeless, bigoted, miserable, chrone. (Sorry about that, Helen, dear. It just slipped out.)

Congressman Billybob

[whadizit]

Now, Helen, don't you think it's time for your nap?

[Rokke]

Helen, you ignorant slut.........
no, on second thought, nevermind.

[xm177e2]

"Helen, we aren't going to invade Spain, they're a modern country, with a modern military. It would result in tens of thousands of US casualties, at minimum, and leave us in a hopeless quagmire. Why do you think we invented nuclear weapons? Do you think we keep them around just for show?"

[Cleburne]

Heck no. Everyone knows Juan Carlos is the antichrist of the week and future dictator of the world, so we'ld never risk invading. I'm going to be his Defense Noble, so I sure don't want to tick him off. My, my, Helen, you certainly don't keep up with the news. Messing with your makeup and beautification too much I suppose.

[dead]

"Change your diaper Helen, your brain's wet."

[tarpon_bill]

Has she lost her mind??? Yes

There, that ought to answer her question nicely.

[Calvin Locke]

1.) Helen, you started the cocktail hour without us!

2.) Didn't you hear? We already invaded Grenada once. Why don't you go check your atlas and get back to us on it...

[Arkinsaw]

WH: No Helen, we want to do everything possible to keep Spaniards from being hurt. To further that goal we recommend that the Spanish maintain at least a 500 yard interval between themselves and the terrorists and that they should hold the terrorists only in buildings of no historical or sentimental value to avoid collateral damage.

[Dan from Michigan]

I'd borrow from Stone Cold Steve Austin.

"Whaaaat? Whaaat? Helen asks again. Whaaat? You're Pathetic! Whaaaaat? I said, you're Pathetic!"

"If anyone thinks thats the stupidist question you've in your life, gimme a Hell Yeah!"

[Brad C.]

Helen, you may want to check with your doctor about the medications you are taking.

[Revolting cat!]

Good ole Helen. I hope she lives forever (or is that a done deal already, given the clearly visible evidence?) and remains the poster girl for American "journalism".

[Clintons Are White Trash]

Nurse, it's time for Helen's meds again...

[budwiesest]

"Ask Juan Valdez, you'll find him out back with the burro and beans."

[AfghanAirShow]

"How would you have answered? What would Rummie have said?"

"Why does a senile old bat like you still have a press pass?! Do they keep propping you up in your chair to ask questions because you're in a 'Dead Pool' and somebody has money on you outlasting another Presidential term?"

[Mat_Helm]

Does anyone else have an intelligent question!