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Vanity: Worst Baby Names
11/26/01

Posted on 11/26/2001 9:13:15 AM PST by Phantom Lord

Alright, this is a total vanity. I didn't post it under "Breaking News" so relax.

My mother and aunts have been pestering my wife and I about when we are going to have children. Lately, we have taken to coming up with the worst possible names for babies and telling them we are considering names first. Well, they get real upset with some of them and even get angry with us for even considering them.

My mother in law is coming down for Christmas and it is inevitable that when she, my mother, and my aunts get together they will gang up on us about having kids. So, what I need from my fellow FReepers is a good list of really bad baby names to suggest to them as names we are considering. You help and creativity is greatly appreciated.

Oh, the last name is Terwilliger if that helps at all.


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To: SerpentDove
Don't forget "Skylar" for boys!!!! Every time I see that name, I want to hurl!!!
121 posted on 11/26/2001 9:41:37 AM PST by RooRoobird14
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To: Phantom Lord
Hillary; Mona; Robin; Monique (or Monica); Antoinette; Lena; Doris. Puff Daddy; Shawan; Shaquille; Keyshawn; Stanley; Melvin; Bernard.
122 posted on 11/26/2001 9:41:39 AM PST by SmartBlonde
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To: Phantom Lord
Wow this will be an interesting family Christmas this year PL. Actually it sounds like a lot of fun messing with them this way. I wish we would have thought to do this with my husbands family before we had kids. My hubby would have been all over this. LOL.

I have a few suggestions for you and unfortunately they are all family names of my ancestors...YIKES! Fortunately nobody in the family has decided to pass the names along to their own offspring.

I just got an e-mail from my aunt and uncle who had twin grandsons born and they named one Fox. Strange and also one would always think of the X-Files.

These are my old relatives (all dead) names.

Guys:
Asa, Virgil, Cecil, Edwill, LeRoy, Rolf

Girls:
Letha, Flossie, Bernice, Ardis, Gladys

Let us know how the family fun turns out.

MKM

123 posted on 11/26/2001 9:41:45 AM PST by mykdsmom
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To: Phantom Lord
Two different couples of pretentious entertainment types used these two names, uncapitalized as shown, in the late 60's or early 70's (sorry I don't remember who did this: was Grace Slick involved?):

god

america

You're welcome.

124 posted on 11/26/2001 9:41:46 AM PST by Argh
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To: Phantom Lord
Judas

Jezebell

125 posted on 11/26/2001 9:41:52 AM PST by Andyman
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To: AppyPappy
The worst name for a boy: Egbert;

The worst name for a girl: Helga.

126 posted on 11/26/2001 9:42:40 AM PST by American_Patriot_For_Democracy
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To: Phantom Lord
Damien
127 posted on 11/26/2001 9:42:53 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: Phantom Lord
Name a baby boy Forrest - then have the pleasure of yelling "Run, Forrest, Run!" during his T-ball games.

For a girl - Lucrecia - enough said.

128 posted on 11/26/2001 9:42:57 AM PST by DSHambone
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To: Phantom Lord
I don't know why I didn't think of the obvious:

Anakin!

129 posted on 11/26/2001 9:43:14 AM PST by AmishDude
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To: Martin Tell
If nobody has beaten me to it (wow this is a fast-developing thread): Flannery O'Connor's "Good Country People." Frankly, I prefer "Joy."
130 posted on 11/26/2001 9:43:16 AM PST by mywholebodyisaweapon
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To: Phantom Lord
When I was expecting my first, we joked we were going to name it Boris Otis if it was a boy. Those were the worst two names we found in the baby name book. My mom's family of 5 girls included Mary Emma, Agnes, Lillian Matilda, Gertha and Carol....don't know where that Carol came from. May dads family had Lafayette, Hattie, Etherton, Edith, Opal. My how times have changed!
131 posted on 11/26/2001 9:43:41 AM PST by Clintons Are White Trash
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To: Phantom Lord
When we were thinking of baby girl names last summer, I mentioned the name Monica (I was thinking of that irish girl on Touched by an Angel), and my wife simply said: Monica - "Blue dress". 'Nuff said!
(We decided on Naomi Elizabeth).
132 posted on 11/26/2001 9:43:49 AM PST by Psalm 73
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To: dighton
Do NOT give a boy the middle name Wayne, or he will end up in prison.

LOL! How about "Earl" instead?

133 posted on 11/26/2001 9:43:56 AM PST by wimpycat
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To: wideawake
THAT I can believe, But a person. Let the one claiming to know such a person give a detailed account of how they personally know such a person. Like the Shithead, or Lemonjello or Oranjello, most of these are bogus (I'm convinced) Of course Siran Stacy ex-Alabama running back was named after Saran wrap (or so the announcer said on one of the games I saw many years ago).
134 posted on 11/26/2001 9:44:03 AM PST by Loopy
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To: Phantom Lord
They used to hold an annual "contest" at my husband's office for the worst names - this one won several years in a row. From the Houston Residential telephone book . . . .

Alouisios Boudreax Glockenspiel

135 posted on 11/26/2001 9:44:09 AM PST by texgal
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To: Phantom Lord
This one was in the local birth records - a boy "Beau Dashous Jones".
136 posted on 11/26/2001 9:44:15 AM PST by The Shadow Knows
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To: Phantom Lord
my MOTHER's first/middle names are WILLIAM GLYNN (called W.G. since school days)- it caused all my military superiors to think i was nuts when they asked my mother's name for >22 years.

yep, my grandfather was a HARDHEAD who decided to name his next child after a close friend!

137 posted on 11/26/2001 9:44:29 AM PST by stand watie
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To: Phantom Lord
I knew a man who's brother was named "Notrom" because it was Morton spelled backwards. Apparently his mother was looking at a Morton's salt container during his (home) birth

I once encountered a set of twins named "Greenjello" and "Orangejello" (pronounced Grenjello and Orinjello by the doubtless psychotic parents)

138 posted on 11/26/2001 9:44:31 AM PST by Skip Ripley
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To: Phantom Lord
Well, I knew of a kid once named Nimrod Buber (he was 3 years old). I think Nimrod Terwilliger sounds better.

I also knew of a woman called Ima Guasp - might try to name yours (if it's a girl) Ima Terwilliger. A name like that would be a guaranteed conversation opener...

139 posted on 11/26/2001 9:44:33 AM PST by NewHampshireDuo
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To: Dimensio
I met a pizza dude named Atilla in Florida!

My names:
Bigvai, Hallohesh (Bible names from Nehemiah's roll of valor)
Travis
Dwayne
Tiffany
Brittany

140 posted on 11/26/2001 9:45:13 AM PST by irgbar-man
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