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Darth Sidious Proposes Marriage To His Girlfriend Lisa!
theforce.net ^
| 11/20/01
| Darth Sidious
Posted on 11/20/2001 11:51:17 AM PST by lowbridge
I'm Chris Knight And I'm Here To Rescue You!
Tue, Nov 20, 01 07:00:00 PM EST
And now, a special message from one of TheForce.net staff:
Dear Lisa,
Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
When my belief was broken, He sent you... and you taught me anew the joy of a childlike faith.
When hope seemed shattered, you gave me a smile... and the light in your eyes spurred me on to go the distance.
When I debated whether there really could be such a thing as pure love in this world, you came into my life... and the matter was forever settled in my heart.
You've taught me how to live again, to enjoy this sacred gift to its fullest. And now, more than anything else, I would choose to share this gift with you.
We have been served by Christ as His bride. And I thank Him that of all the guys in this world, I might serve Him together with you... and serve you as my own precious bride.
-- Chris
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To: incindiary; DoughtyOne; RonDog; Bob J; Clinton's a liar
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To: lowbridge
I've got ten to one that if she says yes the first thing she takes to the curb is his life size cut out of Darth Vader that stands in the corner of his bedroom.
Then, and only then, will he understand the TRUE journey he has embarked on.
To: AppyPappy; LOL
You are too funny!
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posted on
11/20/2001 12:16:21 PM PST
by
Askel5
To: Darth Sidious; lowbridge; princess leah; 2Jedismom; Captain Kirk; Senator Pardek; Victoria Delsoul
Nice job Chris.
BTW, I've got a caterer for you...
To: francisandbeans
now now..........
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posted on
11/20/2001 12:17:39 PM PST
by
diotima
To: francisandbeans
You've got it all wrong FAB. Here's the way it's supposed to be.
Picture your her soul as a big bowl of Jello. Now picture that bowl of Jello haveing a straw inserted into. Now picture that straw being used to slowly suck out all of the Jello. You She will be left with just a bowl and divorce will take half of that.
To: lowbridge
marriage bumpage
To: Darth Sidious
Congrats!
To: lowbridge
Congratulations, Chris.
May your and Lisa's life together be a very happy one.
God bless.
To: 2Trievers; Dutchy; It'salmosttolate; GunsareOK
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To: lowbridge
I've been married for 5 1/2 yrs with a 2yr old boy and 6 day old girl. It's great! I wouldn't want it any other way and I thank God for my family every day.
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posted on
11/20/2001 12:21:10 PM PST
by
stevio
To: Bikers4Bush
Boy, there's a gimmee. My cigars are hidden better than Bin Laden. I don't even have a dresser. I just pull stuff out of the trash can in the morning.
So do you remember when you had closet space? Every now and then, my wife will demand I remove my one shirt because it takes up too much room.
To: Sabertooth
I'm looking at your pics and thinking that maybe the pic with the original post isn't as embarrassing as I first thought.
53
posted on
11/20/2001 12:22:00 PM PST
by
Eddeche
To: Lee'sGhost
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posted on
11/20/2001 12:22:13 PM PST
by
Askel5
To: AppyPappy
You wags with your subliminal messages! You should -but won't, be ashamed of yourselves! All I can say to Chris is,... WEAR WARM SOCKS! You know, sometimes on their wedding day, bridegrooms get cold feet!
To: francisandbeans
My, you sound bitter.....you must not be gettin any!
56
posted on
11/20/2001 12:22:57 PM PST
by
Feiny
To: stevio
Six days ... congratulations on the newbie!
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posted on
11/20/2001 12:23:41 PM PST
by
Askel5
To: Askel5
1. Don't have at a wedding.
2. Don't have at all
To: Lizavetta
Let me tell you something about men. Men will be happy in whatever conditions they are comfortable with. Problem is, they tend to marry women with different requirements of conditions. Most men are sloppy, while most women prefer neat. My wife (soul-sucker) and I are just the opposite. I like order, and she prefers to sit on her butt and think of new ways to annoy me and avoid cooking for me, what do you mean "insensitive?" and to figure out better ways to keep me at home and not out doing things that are errr.....ummm, what was I talking about again?
To: Darth Sidious
Keep that Lightsaber handy, you're gonna need it. You might even want to invest in a Blastech DL-44.
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