Posted on 11/20/2001 11:51:17 AM PST by lowbridge
I'm Chris Knight And I'm Here To Rescue You!
Tue, Nov 20, 01 07:00:00 PM EST
And now, a special message from one of TheForce.net staff:
Dear Lisa,
Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
When my belief was broken, He sent you... and you taught me anew the joy of a childlike faith.
When hope seemed shattered, you gave me a smile... and the light in your eyes spurred me on to go the distance.
When I debated whether there really could be such a thing as pure love in this world, you came into my life... and the matter was forever settled in my heart.
You've taught me how to live again, to enjoy this sacred gift to its fullest. And now, more than anything else, I would choose to share this gift with you.
We have been served by Christ as His bride. And I thank Him that of all the guys in this world, I might serve Him together with you... and serve you as my own precious bride.
-- Chris
Uh huh. And that must be why several people, mostly women I think, have commented upon it being so romantic.
IB means well, he really does. He just isn't himself lately. I think it is the potion he has been drinking lately ... something, something # 9.
not going to warn you twice.
To wit:
Much love. Much happiness. Can your lives together is filled with laughing and assembling it together mountains.
I don't think that's what I am doing but I am done with this thread anyway. Do what you will.
That is the funniest thing I have ever read ... but I am so glad you understood what I was saying.
Maybe it's not Alta Vita's fault but my poor French. It's all IB's fault, anyway. The man has too much power ... in all the right/wrong places.
The happy couple are celebrating. They'lll be around
When and if you ever want to get married, make sure your future wife has absolutely NO trace of romanticism in her. Not a trace. If she does, she'll be making your life a living hell within three years because she'll be wondering "What in the WORLD was I thinking??!!!!
Honestly, if you pick out some woman who has even a shred of romanticism in her, before you know it she'll be wanting you to do stupid things like open the door for her; buy her roses for her birthday; or maybe even send the kids to Grandma's and spend the entire weekend in a hot tub sucking each other's toes or something gross like that and may God bless her and keep her sane the first time she does something romantic for you and you act like she's some kind of weirdo or something .
Pay attention to stuff like that BEFORE you get married. That way you'll never have to blow your money on anniversary cards or other stupid stuff and let's all hope and pray that all potential female victims out there will run like hell when she sees you coming.
someday, some day :-)
Update: Lisa Accepts!
Martha suggests you send them your best wishes and find yourself a nice basted turkey this weekend.
Hahahahaha... that's one way to look at it, but at least in marriage you get to screw your boss, at least for a while.. in real life the boss just screws you.
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