[Paul Atreides]

If your presidential liberry is a doublewide with the wheels still attached, you might be a Clinton.

[TheGoodDoc]

If you spent more time and money on persecuting, capturing,and expelling a small Cuban boy in a year than on pursuit of al-Queba and Osama bin Laden (!!!!) you might be a royal, festering, ultimate sack of fecal mass, oops I meant Clinton.

[Barnacle]

If you are adept at spelling your name Çliñtóñ, you just might be a Çliñtóñ.

[fnord]

oh man .. bump for the laughs

[blackbart.223]

If you are an amoral hillbilly with no class that sold nuclear secrets to The Chinese you are a Clinton.

[Feebeth]

If you're able to get this many posts on the FreeRepublic forum from the many people who hate you.....Your definately a Clinton!!!!

[jrhepfer]

You might be a Clinton if: Your best defense for cheating on your spouse was "Have you met my wife?"

You might be a Clinton if: Your only regret from your tenure as President is that you never got to re-enact the "Commendant and the Podeum" scene from Police Academy.

You might be a Clinton if: Your heathcare reform package is more confusing than a painting made by a dozen 4 year olds high on pixie sticks!

[TADSLOS]

all your close, personal friends and associates are dead.

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

If High School Students, throughout the nation, want to write you a "Thank You Note" because their schools have been made so easy to gradute from...and they can't spell well enough to do so....

...If they couldn't find Washington D.C.....on a map of Washington D.C. ....

...If they know more about Homosexual Relations than how to calculate their parent's MPG...

...If they laughed at George Bush when, during the run for the presidency, he 'failed' a question about the name of a Foreign Leader. But, do not know the name of their own governor, or their home state's capitol city....

....If you actually believe that more people are killed each year, by the use of Firearms than by Licensed Doctors....

Then you are far toooooo close to the Bloodline to NOT be a Klinton....

[Feebeth]

If more than half of the "Most Ridiculous Items" on Bill O'Reilly's show are about you, you might be a Clinton!

[asneditor]

bump

[catpuppy]

You might be a Clinton if the only things lower than your ethics are your morals

[falfa]

If you make Jesse Jackson look like Howard Hughes, YMBAC.

[I_be_tc]

If you are the first black president to demolish a historic black building for your presidential library, you are a clinton.

If you steal food from rescue workers at ground zero, you are a clinton.

If you sell tainted prison blood to Canada, you are a clinton.

If you are unable to walk with Web Hubbell's daughter without holding her hand, you are a clinton.

If a two letter word confuses you, you are a clinton.

If you married someone you think is the smartest woman in the world, and she is dumber than dirt, you are definitely a clinton. (This could apply to either one of the HillBillies)

[MeekOneGOP]

If your presidential liberry is a doublewide with the wheels still attached, you might be a Clinton.

Speakin' of his LIEberry:

Clinton Liebrary
( http://clintonliebrary.com/indexframes.htm )

Call this the Liebrary BUMP! !

[snodog]

If you were hailed as the greatest president in modern history by the media touting your 60% approval rating, only to be up staged by a west Texas cowboy, "to dumb" to be President. You might be a Clinton.

If people say, "I'd cheat too, if Hillary was my wife." You might be a Clinton.

If you ever say to yourself, " damn'it she does look like Web Hubble." You might be a Clinton.

[kassie]

After vacating the White House, the entire area has to be fumigated 24/7 for roaches,RATS, and stench, you must be a clinton.

If you can't make a move without being told how, by director Steven Speilberg, you must be a clinton.

If you are 21 and still having Secret Service carry your bags everywhere you go,and your daddy's not the President, then you must be a clinton.

If you are dilusional and think you are King of the World you are clinton.

[DainBramage]

You might be a Clinton if you might be a Hubbell.

[GOPJ]

bump

[swheats]

If you're presidential library has a bedroom attached...you might be a Clinton.

[185JHP]

"If your porch collapses, and more than three Chinese illegal campaign contributors are crushed..."