If your presidential liberry is a doublewide with the wheels still attached, you might be a Clinton.
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To: Paul Atreides
If you think that a conscience is as unnecessary for existence as an appendix.....you might be a Clinton.
If you value truth or deceit as equally useful tools....you might be a Clinton.
2 posted on
11/19/2001 2:46:17 PM PST by
keithtoo
To: Paul Atreides
You might be a Clinton if you own three extravagant mansion, but never had to supply a down payment.
3 posted on
11/19/2001 2:49:44 PM PST by
Hildy
To: Paul Atreides
If your gene pool doesn't have a deep end, you might be a Klinton.
5 posted on
11/19/2001 2:58:58 PM PST by
AngrySpud
To: Paul Atreides
If you don't know what the meaning if "is" is ...
To: Paul Atreides
If suicide, particularly via gun shot wound to the back of the head, is an epidemic among your circle of friends, you might be a Clinton.
7 posted on
11/19/2001 3:01:08 PM PST by
Lizzy W
To: Paul Atreides
If you think that after raping a woman, the best way to make her feel better is to tell her to "put some ice on that", you might be a Clinton.
To: Paul Atreides
If you look like the man who, just about the time you were concieved, gave your parents their big break...
then you might be a Clinton.
12 posted on
11/19/2001 3:10:48 PM PST by
mrsmith
To: Paul Atreides
If your nose continues to grow or your ankles keep getting fatter, you just might be a clitoon.
13 posted on
11/19/2001 3:12:10 PM PST by
kempo
To: Paul Atreides; Snow Bunny; Republican Wildcat; Howlin; Fred Mertz; .30Carbine; Uff Da; Sungirl...
(((PING))))))
Thanks for the heads up, Paul!
To: Paul Atreides
If your humidor can snap it's thong at you, you might be a clinton.
15 posted on
11/19/2001 3:20:10 PM PST by
rangerX
To: Paul Atreides
If, at your presidential library, there's a token dispenser at the entrance to the multi-media section.
17 posted on
11/19/2001 3:21:04 PM PST by
6ppc
To: Paul Atreides
If you are placed in the highest office and sell out the US and its citizens, you must be a Xlinton.
To: Paul Atreides
You might be a clintbilly if you stole WH treasures upon vacating the premises.
You might be a clintbilly if you REGISTERED for gifts for your new homes upon vacating the WH.
You might be a clintbilly if you only own ONE snaggly black pantsuit.
21 posted on
11/19/2001 3:27:03 PM PST by
mombonn
To: Paul Atreides
If there is a black pants suit standing in your closet you just might be a clinton.
To: Paul Atreides
If you've seen more exotic places on other peoples' money than a high priced call girl, you might be a Clinton.
To: Paul Atreides
Prediction for this thread: 750 replys. Maybe more. I can't wait to read every one.
To: Paul Atreides
Going to bookmark this thread for sure. :-)
To: Paul Atreides
If your name translates:
CLINTON = CLINTON
then you are a Clinton.
To: Paul Atreides
Ok, here goes... You may be a Clinton if your only fashion statement is (peyuu) Ole Crusty with the obligatory sweater draped about the neck.
To: Paul Atreides
If you can get elected President of the United States and simultaneously
not be able to get a security clearnace of ANY KIND, you might be a Clinton.
30 posted on
11/19/2001 3:41:00 PM PST by
Slyfox
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