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......., you might be a Clinton
The Arrakis Street Journal
| November 19, 2001
| Paul Atreides
Posted on 11/19/2001 2:37:22 PM PST by Paul Atreides
On a thread located at Laura Bush Zings Hillary ,I posted how funny it would be if Jeff Foxworthy did a take on his "You might be a redneck" routine, only changed to "You might be a Clinton". It has blossomed into some very funny posts by several Freepers! Check them out and come back and add your own!
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hillary; x42
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If your presidential liberry is a doublewide with the wheels still attached, you might be a Clinton.
To: Paul Atreides
If you think that a conscience is as unnecessary for existence as an appendix.....you might be a Clinton.
If you value truth or deceit as equally useful tools....you might be a Clinton.
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posted on
11/19/2001 2:46:17 PM PST
by
keithtoo
To: Paul Atreides
You might be a Clinton if you own three extravagant mansion, but never had to supply a down payment.
3
posted on
11/19/2001 2:49:44 PM PST
by
Hildy
To: Hildy
If you, and your relatives, live a life that would make Larry Flynt jealous, you might be a Clinton.
To: Paul Atreides
If your gene pool doesn't have a deep end, you might be a Klinton.
5
posted on
11/19/2001 2:58:58 PM PST
by
AngrySpud
To: Paul Atreides
If you don't know what the meaning if "is" is ...
To: Paul Atreides
If suicide, particularly via gun shot wound to the back of the head, is an epidemic among your circle of friends, you might be a Clinton.
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posted on
11/19/2001 3:01:08 PM PST
by
Lizzy W
To: Lizzy W
If you can play "Don't Stop Dreaming About Tomorrow" on a thong, you might be a Clinton.
To: Lizzy W
Or if you believe that when two 17 year olds(Kevin Ives and Don Henry) are stabbed and hit with a blunt object is an accidental death(by smoking pot and laying down on railroad tracks), you may be a Klinton.
To: Paul Atreides
They ruined what used to be a good song.
To: Paul Atreides
If you think that after raping a woman, the best way to make her feel better is to tell her to "put some ice on that", you might be a Clinton.
To: Paul Atreides
If you look like the man who, just about the time you were concieved, gave your parents their big break...
then you might be a Clinton.
12
posted on
11/19/2001 3:10:48 PM PST
by
mrsmith
To: Paul Atreides
If your nose continues to grow or your ankles keep getting fatter, you just might be a clitoon.
13
posted on
11/19/2001 3:12:10 PM PST
by
kempo
To: Paul Atreides; Snow Bunny; Republican Wildcat; Howlin; Fred Mertz; .30Carbine; Uff Da; Sungirl...
(((PING))))))
Thanks for the heads up, Paul!
To: Paul Atreides
If your humidor can snap it's thong at you, you might be a clinton.
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posted on
11/19/2001 3:20:10 PM PST
by
rangerX
To: MeeknMing
If you've got more boos than a liquor store, you might be a Clinton.
To: Paul Atreides
If, at your presidential library, there's a token dispenser at the entrance to the multi-media section.
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posted on
11/19/2001 3:21:04 PM PST
by
6ppc
To: kempo
if you think the men following you around wearling a fedora and trench coat are either adoring fans of your lard ass, snuff dipping redneck ass or "friends of bill" with the hots for you, you might be a klintoon!
To: Paul Atreides
If you are placed in the highest office and sell out the US and its citizens, you must be a Xlinton.
To: AngrySpud
ROFL!
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