......., you might be a Clinton

The Arrakis Street Journal | November 19, 2001 | Paul Atreides

[Paul Atreides]

On a thread located at Laura Bush Zings Hillary ,I posted how funny it would be if Jeff Foxworthy did a take on his "You might be a redneck" routine, only changed to "You might be a Clinton". It has blossomed into some very funny posts by several Freepers! Check them out and come back and add your own!

[Paul Atreides]

If your presidential liberry is a doublewide with the wheels still attached, you might be a Clinton.

[keithtoo]

If you think that a conscience is as unnecessary for existence as an appendix.....you might be a Clinton.

If you value truth or deceit as equally useful tools....you might be a Clinton.

[Hildy]

You might be a Clinton if you own three extravagant mansion, but never had to supply a down payment.

[Paul Atreides]

If you, and your relatives, live a life that would make Larry Flynt jealous, you might be a Clinton.

[AngrySpud]

If your gene pool doesn't have a deep end, you might be a Klinton.

[Not a Friend of Bill]

If you don't know what the meaning if "is" is ...

[Lizzy W]

If suicide, particularly via gun shot wound to the back of the head, is an epidemic among your circle of friends, you might be a Clinton.

[Paul Atreides]

If you can play "Don't Stop Dreaming About Tomorrow" on a thong, you might be a Clinton.

[Dan from Michigan]

Or if you believe that when two 17 year olds(Kevin Ives and Don Henry) are stabbed and hit with a blunt object is an accidental death(by smoking pot and laying down on railroad tracks), you may be a Klinton.

[Dan from Michigan]

They ruined what used to be a good song.

[Sandshark]

If you think that after raping a woman, the best way to make her feel better is to tell her to "put some ice on that", you might be a Clinton.

[mrsmith]

If you look like the man who, just about the time you were concieved, gave your parents their big break...
then you might be a Clinton.

[kempo]

If your nose continues to grow or your ankles keep getting fatter, you just might be a clitoon.

[MeekOneGOP]

(((PING))))))

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Thanks for the heads up, Paul!

[rangerX]

If your humidor can snap it's thong at you, you might be a clinton.

[Paul Atreides]

If you've got more boos than a liquor store, you might be a Clinton.

[6ppc]

If, at your presidential library, there's a token dispenser at the entrance to the multi-media section.

[cajun-jack]

if you think the men following you around wearling a fedora and trench coat are either adoring fans of your lard ass, snuff dipping redneck ass or "friends of bill" with the hots for you, you might be a klintoon!

[Diogenesis]

If you are placed in the highest office and sell out the US and its citizens, you must be a Xlinton.

[sweetliberty]

ROFL!