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DO NOT POST ANY MILITARY INFORMATION YOU HAVE (Loose Lips Sinks Ships)
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| Sunday, November 18, 2001
| PhiKapMom and Jim Robinson
Posted on 11/18/2001 5:22:51 AM PST by JohnHuang2
Edited on 01/01/2003 7:01:25 AM PST by Admin Moderator.
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To: JohnHuang2
~~ INFORMATION REGARDING THE MILITARY RULES CHOCOLATE ~~If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly !!!
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want !!!
Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car ??? . Solution: Eat it in the parking lot !!!
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less !!!
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy ???
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer !!!
But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you ???
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves !!!
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other ???
Money talks. Chocolate sings !!!
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger !!!
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous ???
A. Because no one wants to quit !!!
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated !!!
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get ONE thing done !!!
To: JohnHuang2
I assume you keep posting these repeatative warnings because Freepers keep breaking the rules?
To: JohnHuang2
Good Advice!! BTW, I like Navy over Army in 2 weeks!
To: JohnHuang2
I just saw a carrier (the Rutherford B. Hayes) leaving port at Salt Lake City. The gleaming rows of B-52s on its deck were highly inspirational.
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posted on
11/18/2001 6:48:23 AM PST
by
dighton
To: dighton
We know that's a bunch of ( ), but there are people who may believe it.
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posted on
11/18/2001 8:37:16 AM PST
by
TiaS
To: TiaS; aculeus
Oops! We wouldn't want them to see it, would we?
;-)
I give it twelve hours to propagate through DEBKA, The Frontier Post, UPI, and Weekly World News -- not necessarily in that order.
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posted on
11/18/2001 8:43:29 AM PST
by
dighton
To: dighton
LOL it took me a second.. I was like "what is he doing?" and then uhm.. yeah. It took a couple seconds to sink in.
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posted on
11/18/2001 9:55:01 AM PST
by
Shuhite
To: JohnHuang2
A good and necessary reminder. Keep this BTTT!
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posted on
11/18/2001 11:49:48 AM PST
by
onyx
To: dighton
Oh Yea, well I just saw the USS Bubba Clinton (a broke down barnacle barge) leave the beach here in Arizona. The thing was full of s***.
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posted on
11/18/2001 11:58:33 AM PST
by
SwankyC
To: onyx
Just to lighten things up a bit - try this link if you are a Military Brat - it's really funny!
YOU MIGHT BE A MILITARY BRAT IF...
Many of you will know just how true a lot of these items are!
To: dighton
No, those were definitely B-58s.
To: real saxophonist
Your eyes deceived you. B-58s are submarine-launched.
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posted on
11/18/2001 12:10:16 PM PST
by
dighton
To: dighton
That's right. I was thinking of the submarine Nova Scotia, also based at Salt Lake, an escort ship.
To: dighton
To: dighton
I give it twelve hours to propagate through DEBKA, The Frontier Post, UPI, and Weekly World News Someone with time on their hands needs to watch for this. What a hoot that would be.
To: JohnHuang2
Didja wake up yet?
To: JohnHuang2
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