DO NOT POST ANY MILITARY INFORMATION YOU HAVE (Loose Lips Sinks Ships)

Free Republic ^ | Sunday, November 18, 2001 | PhiKapMom and Jim Robinson

[Revolutionary]

I agree 26, and that is just the Democrats!!!

Now we have a two front war, the terrorists and the Democrats, both bent on the destruction of our way of life.

[optimistically_conservative]

Super secret new aircraft on USS Rutherford B. Hayes...


BAGHDAD DEBUT FOR NEW SUPER BOMBER?
URGENT: MACH 8 CAPABLE, CARRIES 2,000 5,000 LBS. BOMBS

XXXXX FUDGE REPORT XXXXX MON DEC 30, 2002 09:51:24 ET XXXXX

PREVIOUSLY UNDISCLOSED SOURCE AT ANONYMOUS LOCATION EXCLUSIVE

Conflicting reports result of new stealth technology, self-described knowledgable scientist, who has heard of the Pentagon, tells the FUDGE REPORT.

"It's these young fly-boys, they wanted to change aircraft skins during play," says source in email exchange.

MORE

"They're really not B-52s, B-58s, B-69s, or B-1's," explains our source (who's IP traces to Nigeria). "It's actually the new Aurora bomber and will be field tested over Iraq, just like the F-117 was. We almost didn't think Hussein would approve the test, but things look on schedule now."

The Aurora (shown below) is capable of projecting the appearance of any aircraft when viewed visually, while at the same time remaining invisible to RADAR, LASER, and SONAR detection.



"Really, we got the idea from the folks at ID Software when they were updating our flight simulators...," our source quotes a test pilot dressed in an all black bell bottomed flight suit. "I mean how cool is that, one minute your flying a vintage B-52 bomber and the next a P-51 Mustang!"

In a Fudge Report exclusive, actual photographs of the Aurora using the new visual stealth technology were sent as attachments and be viewed here EXCLUSIVELY!

[PatrickHenry]

HOT NEWS FLASH!
Top Secret
The nuclear ballistic sub Janet Reno has been ordered to leave Miami and sail for the [where else?] Amazon River. It will be closely accompanied by the frigate Madeline Albright and the scow Donna Shalala. These vessels will rendezvous [get it, get it?] with the battleship Hillary Clinton to create a formidable armada which will repel all attempts to penetrate their vital areas.

[eureka!]

I on JohnHuang2's list so you don't need to ping me. I say this via public reply because it bumps. And I'll come by and bump it again. Many thanks...

[general_re]

It will be closely accompanied by the frigate Madeline Albright...

[DoctorMichael]

Hmmmmmmmmmm............Was this what Rumsfeld meant when he said we could fight two wars at once or is there even more?

What other little goodies do we have that are not on anyone's radar screen?

Should this be released?

Losse lips sink.........................

[PatrickHenry]

HOT NEWS FLASH!
Top Secret
{Addendum)

We have just learned that joining the "Amazon Armada" (see post 183 above) will be the whaler Rosie O'Donnel, the destroyer Barbara Boxer, the windjammer Patty Murray, and the ferryboat, Barney Frank.

[Spacetrucker]

FROM: POTUS
TO: SECSTATE, SECDEF, SECARMY, SECNAV, SECAF
cc: ALL APPROPRIATE DEPT. HEADS, DIV. HEADS, COMMANDERS
re: IMMINENT TROOP MOVEMENTS
dt: 30 DEC 02

YOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO BEGIN IMMEDIATELY IMPLEMENTING
FORWARD OPERATIONAL PLAN (deleted) IAW SECDEF DIRECTORATE (deleted)TO (deleted). ALL DEPARTMENT OF (deleted) ARE ORDERED TO RECALL (deleted) AND PLACE SAID (deleted) ON (deleted). FURTHERMORE, UPON COMPLETION OF (deleted), YOU WILL NOTIFY AFOREMENTIONED (deleted) AND PROCEED WITH CONTINUATION OF (deleted). ALL INFORMATION INQUIRIES ARE TO BE DIRECTED TO (deleted).

SIGNED,
(deleted)

[Delbert]

Even the biological weapon that the Clinton administration developed that was cultivated from a sample off of Hillarys panty liners? Surely they cant mean that one too? I wouldnt even wish that one on Iraq...you have to draw a line somwwhere on WMD.

[Dan Day]

We have just learned that joining the "Amazon Armada" (see post 183 above) will be the whaler Rosie O'Donnel, the destroyer Barbara Boxer, the windjammer Patty Murray, and the ferryboat, Barney Frank.

Damn, time to pull another fresh keyboard out of the stack in the storage closet.

[buffyt]

OK thanks for the reminder!

[paul51]

And, no, my finely feathered, tinfoil-hatted friends...

I would have added 'USA loathing'

[xzins]

Couldn'nt agree with you more. Thanks PBM.

Also, go Oklahoma. I just finished a stint in McAlester a while back. Know how much you all love your football teams.

BTW, I'm also in OSU land and would like our defense to repeat what your defense did to Miami 2 years ago.

[BlueAngel]

Happy New Year, John and many thanks for your many contributions to FR!



Silent Bump!

[Darksheare]

And the idiots in the press will continue to keep it up themselves.

And it's illegal to gag and tie them up. (Worse yet, some of them might LIKE that...*EEeeew*)
It's annoying to see the press blab about what is going on where and why, so that our enemies are prepared for us. So that we have more casualties, so that our communist friends in the press have more stories to write.

Keep up the info, JH2.

[MindBender26]

John Has A Long Moustache....

[TexKat]

DO NOT POST ANY MILITARY INFORMATION YOU HAVE

AMEN

[Preech1]

Reporting in from Bangor, Maine...3 Yamato Class BAttle Cruisers have been reactivated and are steaming up the Penobscot as I write this. All three have been modified to include Tachyon drive and Wave Motion Cannons. Commander Derek Wildstar and Admiral Avatar are at the helm of the Flagship, the USS Argo. Also, deployment of MagLev Black Triangles has been reported, over and out!

[Grampa Dave]

Good news! However, shouldn't these Battle Cruisers be heading downstream instead of upstream.

Of course they may have to attack the liberals in Vermont, NH and Barney Frank Land, so they need to head upstream.

[Poohbah]

Reporting from Lost Overshoe, Kansas:

The USS USTAFISH got underway from the Submarine Base and Desert Warfare Training Center here. The USTAFISH is a Heinlein-class SSCVN, Nuclear-propelled Aircraft Carrying Submarine. This vessel (or, if you're Pavel Chekhov, "nuclear wessel") carries over 100 SkyDiver multirole fighter-bomber-UFO-interceptors.