[Preech1]

Reporting in from Bangor, Maine...3 Yamato Class BAttle Cruisers have been reactivated and are steaming up the Penobscot as I write this. All three have been modified to include Tachyon drive and Wave Motion Cannons. Commander Derek Wildstar and Admiral Avatar are at the helm of the Flagship, the USS Argo. Also, deployment of MagLev Black Triangles has been reported, over and out!

[Grampa Dave]

Good news! However, shouldn't these Battle Cruisers be heading downstream instead of upstream.

Of course they may have to attack the liberals in Vermont, NH and Barney Frank Land, so they need to head upstream.

[Poohbah]

Reporting from Lost Overshoe, Kansas:

The USS USTAFISH got underway from the Submarine Base and Desert Warfare Training Center here. The USTAFISH is a Heinlein-class SSCVN, Nuclear-propelled Aircraft Carrying Submarine. This vessel (or, if you're Pavel Chekhov, "nuclear wessel") carries over 100 SkyDiver multirole fighter-bomber-UFO-interceptors.