[BunnySlippers]

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[bk1000]

They come from the land of ice and snow..
They are your Overloards....

[firebrand]

funny cat thread

[Servant of the 9]

Put about a foot of warm soapy water in the tub. Turn on the shower.
Open the drain so the tub will empty in a few minutes.
Close the glass shower doors.
Gently slam dunk the cat over the top of the shower doors into the foot of soapy water.
After the soapy water has drained and the shower has rinsed the cat, turn off the shower by pushing the valve with a yardstick.
Slam dunk a very old towel over the shower doors.
In attampting to kill it, the cat will dry himself.

Leave the shower doors for someone else to open.

So9

[sweetliberty]

These kitty threads are so much fun!

Why You Should Suspect Your Cat Has Your Email Password

• E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
• Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
• You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
• Your web browser has a new home page < http://www.feline.com >.
• Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.
• Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."
• Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
• You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
• On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
• Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post

[mewzilla]

LOL. I had a cat named Toad that used to love to be bathed and blow dried afterwards. He looked like a seedy dandelion when I was done.

[OMalley]

Omigosh, that was too funny LMAO

When I was about 10, I decided to give my cat a bath.

I filled the tub and picked her up under her belly and as I bent over to put her in the water she flipped around in a nano second, strattling my face with all four paws (I still have the scars along my hair line).

she hung there from my face until my mom could remove me away from the tub full of water.

I love cats, but I will never bathe another kitty again;)

[cyborg]

My cat used take his own bath underneath the pipe.

[Slings and Arrows]

Blast from the past #2!

[Lx]

[CodeToad]

Kitty Kung Fu:

[CodeToad]

Dogs should never trust cats:

[MEG33]

My Silky bathing an orphan kitten..Best method
by far to get a kitty bathed.

[martin_fierro]

[bert]

Another good way is to squirt a pillow case with a little liquid detergent, place the cat in the pillow case, secure the end with a cord and then dunk repeatedlyin a body of water. A lake or river is good from a dock or bridge.

After repeated immersion the cat will be clean. Wait about 10 minutes and untie the cord.

[kalee]

ping

[fella]

Ping!

[COBOL2Java]

[strider44]

Or just skip the bath and drop the cat off at your local speedy wong’s and get a new clean one from the 5,000 that are at the local shelter.

[Turret Gunner A20]

BTTT