CLINTON: I NEED NEW INTERN

NewsMax | Monday Nov. 5, 2001 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff

[aruanan]

take requests, and follow through on such requests.

With or without Macadamia nuts?

[knarf]

"Job Requirement: Must take Dick Tation!"
"Flexible days/hours"

That must be how long it takes to get it up.

[bayourod]

In reality though, it really would be a good chance for a young lady to get a head.

[Charles Henrickson]

Ms. Lincoln was offered the job but turned it down.

I think they forgot to capitalize, "The Job."

[6ppc]

Scores of 12 and above, please call soon.

Howling out loud! ROTFLMAO!

[tophat9000]

"He was generally referred to as 'he,

Freeper generally referred to him as:

$!W%@^#*!@$$@%*^$W$%@#$@^()&$%$@$%@#$#^%$&%*%^*&%$&%^*%^#$%@!$@%$#$&%&*^(*&^(#(#$%&%&%^&*&^$$^*^$$)*&$)&)&&*(&*^%&^(*&!!!

[6ppc]

Go for it!

[starbaby]

"hung like a hamster"

OMG!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

[NC Conservative]

Has he not disgraced his family enough? Oh wait, we are talking about the Hildebeast and Chelsea.

[Charles Henrickson]

"I was told I would be in contact with him."

Yes, but he would not be in contact with you. Very important distinction.

[6ppc]

Registered...here's an idea for the old neurons. I've been envisioning the Clinton library adorned like the pic in #40. Bill Clinton Presidential Adult Bookstore!

[StoneColdGOP]

Maybe he'll get young Lorena Bobbitt's in the making.

[Texaggie79]

Reg is on vacation.

[Bubba_Leroy]

The original New Yorker article is posted HERE

[steve-b]

Regardless of these caveats, I predict there will be no shortage of groupies for the ex.

You mean "gropees".

[Sungirl]

To: CLINTON

OOOOOhhhhhhhh!! PICK ME!! PICK ME!!

[i_dont_chat]

Another stain, on another blue dress....

[Bubba_Leroy]

[gedeon3]

Get him boy george.