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CLINTON: I NEED NEW INTERN
NewsMax | Monday Nov. 5, 2001 | Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff

Posted on 11/05/2001 2:08:28 PM PST by truther

Clinton: I Need New Interns

Ex-president Bill Clinton's Harlem office has put out the word: The "Big He" wants new interns - preferably even younger than Monica Lewinsky.

In a help wanted ad e-mailed to Columbia University's undergraduate political science department, a Clinton aide advertised for fresh interns to fill the "understaffed" post-presidential digs.

"Bill Clinton's office, located at 55 West 125th Street, is seeking interns in its understaffed scheduling department," the e-mail begins.

"Interns will answer phones, take requests, and follow through on such requests. Also (they) will be responsible for light computer work and keeping track of calendar. Flexible days/hours. For consideration, please fax resume to: David Slade, Deputy Director of Scheduling."

The Clinton "interns wanted" e-mail, which was first reported by the New Yorker magazine on its web site Monday, caught the eye of one Columbia undergrad who actually went for an interview and reported back to the magazine.

"Security was very tight," Lindsey Lincoln told the New Yorker. "People were dressed professionally, but it was relaxed and comfortable."

Her interview lasted fifteen minutes, during which she learned that Clinton was out of town.

"He was generally referred to as 'he,' " Lincoln said. "I was told I would be in contact with him. In general, if he needed assistance and his assistant was busy I would be asked to do anything basic. The guy said Mr. Clinton might need help in his kitchen, and I would do that."

Watch out Lindsey. The kitchen is where the "Big He" grabbed and groped Kathleen Willey.

The New Yorker reports Ms. Lincoln was offered the job but turned it down.


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To: truther
take requests, and follow through on such requests.

With or without Macadamia nuts?
41 posted on 11/05/2001 2:44:52 PM PST by aruanan
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To: bulldog905
"Job Requirement: Must take Dick Tation!"
"Flexible days/hours"

That must be how long it takes to get it up.

42 posted on 11/05/2001 2:45:50 PM PST by knarf
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To: cajungirl
In reality though, it really would be a good chance for a young lady to get a head.
43 posted on 11/05/2001 2:46:40 PM PST by bayourod
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To: truther
Ms. Lincoln was offered the job but turned it down.

I think they forgot to capitalize, "The Job."

44 posted on 11/05/2001 2:47:51 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: SAMWolf
Scores of 12 and above, please call soon.

Howling out loud! ROTFLMAO!

45 posted on 11/05/2001 2:48:38 PM PST by 6ppc
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To: truther
"He was generally referred to as 'he,

Freeper generally referred to him as:

$!W%@^#*!@$$@%*^$W$%@#$@^()&$%$@$%@#$#^%$&%*%^*&%$&%^*%^#$%@!$@%$#$&%&*^(*&^(#(#$%&%&%^&*&^$$^*^$$)*&$)&)&&*(&*^%&^(*&!!!

46 posted on 11/05/2001 2:48:42 PM PST by tophat9000
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To: abner
Go for it!
47 posted on 11/05/2001 2:50:06 PM PST by 6ppc
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To: umgud
"hung like a hamster"

OMG!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

48 posted on 11/05/2001 2:50:47 PM PST by starbaby
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To: truther

Has he not disgraced his family enough? Oh wait, we are talking about the Hildebeast and Chelsea.

49 posted on 11/05/2001 2:52:24 PM PST by NC Conservative
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To: truther
"I was told I would be in contact with him."

Yes, but he would not be in contact with you. Very important distinction.

50 posted on 11/05/2001 2:54:10 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: RippleFire; Registered
Registered...here's an idea for the old neurons. I've been envisioning the Clinton library adorned like the pic in #40. Bill Clinton Presidential Adult Bookstore!
51 posted on 11/05/2001 2:55:17 PM PST by 6ppc
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To: Texaggie79
Maybe he'll get young Lorena Bobbitt's in the making.
52 posted on 11/05/2001 2:56:47 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: 6ppc
Reg is on vacation.
53 posted on 11/05/2001 2:58:30 PM PST by Texaggie79
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To: truther
The original New Yorker article is posted HERE
54 posted on 11/05/2001 3:01:23 PM PST by Bubba_Leroy
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To: The_Media_never_lie
Regardless of these caveats, I predict there will be no shortage of groupies for the ex.

You mean "gropees".

56 posted on 11/05/2001 3:04:31 PM PST by steve-b
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To: CLINTON

OOOOOhhhhhhhh!! PICK ME!! PICK ME!!


57 posted on 11/05/2001 3:08:13 PM PST by Sungirl
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To: truther
Another stain, on another blue dress....
58 posted on 11/05/2001 3:08:23 PM PST by i_dont_chat
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59 posted on 11/05/2001 3:08:32 PM PST by Bubba_Leroy
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To: truther
Get him boy george.
60 posted on 11/05/2001 3:08:43 PM PST by gedeon3
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