AMERICA - The Right Way!! (Day 286) [Remember the Trade Center!!!]

Various News Sources and FReepers | November 2, 2001 | All of Us

[Chairman_December_19th_Society]

Good Morning. Reporting today just west of Germ Zero.

Do not let them die in vain!!

Kantafordia bridges in San Francisco, Long Beach, and San Diego have acquired a National Guard presence as that state believes they will be terrorist targets over the next 48 hours or so.

Al Qa'eda's cash has been tied to Sierra Leone's diamond trade.

And for the following, you WILL need your barf bags at the ready.

This statement, from the NY Post, carries with it an ULTIMATE BARF ALERT!!!

Heather Mills, fiancee of Paul McCartney, asked if UOx42 still wanted to be in the White House.

UOx42 indicated that he...

[ready...]

[get barf bags up...]

[here it comes...]

WOULD BE A BETTER WAR LEADER!!!

You may now return to your normal FReeping.

For AMERICA - The Right Way, I remain yours in the Cause, the Chairman.

[kassie]

Do you know, did the impeached 42 attend any of the World Series games in New York???

[Neets]

No, but I have had a "fuzzy navel". 8^)

Yeah??? Well I bet you never had "Sex on the Beach"!!!!!!!! Now did you???

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

I don't kiss and tell... 8^)

[Neets]

Not the WS games, but he was in attendance for one of the American League Playoff games..and the Yankees lost terribly that day...thanks to him staining the stadium with his presence. Ask BeesKnees about it.

[Neets]

So I guess that means you'll never tell me if you've had a "Warm Blonde" before either eh???

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

That's correct. But I can tell you that I have never had a "Cold Blonde". 8^)

[Bitwhacker]

Yeah??? Well I bet you never had "Sex on the Beach"!!!!!!!! Now did you???

Please allow me a stand-in for a valued member of our community (clears throat, putting on best kachina voice):

"Being a gentleman, I am, once more in a long line of transgressions, going to let that one slide..."

[kachina]

Have you ever had a "Slippery Nipple"?

Being the gentleman that I am, I will let this one slide.

Good morning to all the Freepers!

[Bitwhacker]

How about a "Smart Blonde" (the military version being a "Smart Bombshell")?

[kayak]

I posted this last week but it's worth repeating. Jane and I have already made our calls ...... but since no one takes your name, I may call again ..... :-)

Tired of idiot reporters insisting on details that compromise operational security and endangering our military people?

SUPPORT RUMSFELD: Idiot Reporters Should Be Identified (Call The Pentagon Public Affairs Office Now)

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

See #103. 8^)

Off to work. See y'all later.

[CluelessnNewYawwwwk]

How about a "Smart Blonde" (the military version being a "Smart Bombshell")?

Somebody cawwling me???? Hea I am.

[tillacum]

GOOD MORNIN' ALL. I know the "feeling" Bit. Put the coffee to perking, turn on 'puter, tap fingers to hasten the 'puter, pour coffee, FIND ATWR, see who's on, see what they say, by the way, WHERE'S GUENIE BEAR? Guess we're just a group of Freeperholics. Welcome newcomers, you too will become infected with this "germ" of freeperitis.

[MozartLover]

"Before or after????????? If you ran to see who was on before...you really NEED to hang your head in shame....I at LEAST turn the coffee pot on BEFORE i see who is online."

Ummmmmmmmmmm............what if you don't drink coffee???? :(

[oldngray]

Good morning all!

Here's a column about stupid questions! that bolsters the arguments. If only the presstitutes would listen and learn.

[osama_sucks]

A FEW BEN LADEN E-MAIL ADDRESSES

BEN_LADEN_KILL_USA@YAHOO.FR

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GHOUST_1@yahoo.com

MOHAMED ATTA

DRAGON24eg@wahoo.com

OSAMA SUCKS

[kayak]

Email from daughter that she's on the way ..... hours earlier than expected. I have a million things to do. Won't be here much at all today or through the weekend.

Btw, for any of you who missed it ...... thanks to Bitwhacker, the Pirate and the Princess appeared on the thread last night ...... as well as Howlin's adorable grandsons (#289)

The Pirate and the Princess

Have a great day! Prayers for all!

[gulfcoast6]

I have a question being we are talking about the press conferences, etc. Why when a politician has a press conference such as Gov Davis, the Mayor of Washington and so fourth, do they have all those folks standing behind them, doing nothing but looking dumber by the minute, just exactly what are they there for?

[Josephine]

Welcome back Molly!!

illstillbe - I see that you have been dragged off to the vet by the pup. In case I don't "see" you when you get back, have a calm, serenene, and pleasurable trip! If I'da had more notice, I could have loaned you my classy pumps for the trip (I know you have youown pair though, and I know they are classier even than mine).

BTW, please tell us how long you plan to be gone, so we won't have to send out a search party.

DJ, Guennie et al.......did the potential hurricane blow itself out???

[MozartLover]

Have a great weekend with the daughterchild and those two adorable wee ones!!!!!!!