AMERICA - The Right Way!! (Day 286) [Remember the Trade Center!!!]

Various News Sources and FReepers | November 2, 2001 | All of Us

[Chairman_December_19th_Society]

Good Morning. Reporting today just west of Germ Zero.

Do not let them die in vain!!

Kantafordia bridges in San Francisco, Long Beach, and San Diego have acquired a National Guard presence as that state believes they will be terrorist targets over the next 48 hours or so.

Al Qa'eda's cash has been tied to Sierra Leone's diamond trade.

And for the following, you WILL need your barf bags at the ready.

This statement, from the NY Post, carries with it an ULTIMATE BARF ALERT!!!

Heather Mills, fiancee of Paul McCartney, asked if UOx42 still wanted to be in the White House.

UOx42 indicated that he...

[ready...]

[get barf bags up...]

[here it comes...]

WOULD BE A BETTER WAR LEADER!!!

You may now return to your normal FReeping.

For AMERICA - The Right Way, I remain yours in the Cause, the Chairman.

[DJ88]

Ok...I will. But they didn't have yesterday's press briefing up for Ari. (unless he didn't have one, which is hard to imagine). I will FREEPMAIL them to you. :-) If that's what you want. I will not, however, be able to stomach the SCREAMING FACES. :-)

[Luis Gonzalez]

Memoirs of a Banana Republican

Walking on Freedom Road

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[Neets]

Sad coz it's a really good show...just like Lawer n Order...I love those kinds of showz...now he has to go and ruin it by putting his funky bleepin stain all over it...CSI will never be the same.

[gulfcoast6]

We do a lot of work for Opryland in Nashville and several years ago I was in the The Nashville Network drinking coffe in the break room when this guy walked by and said 'hi' to everyone sat down for a cup of coffee and I kept saying, ' I know this fellow, I know this fellow' but could not put a name with the face, no cowboy hat, just 'who is this'. He left after a few minutes and of course I said 'Who was that man' with the tone of someone asking about the 'the lone ranger' and the answer was so simple, 'Garth Brooks'. Yep, I felt like a masked man, just plain dumb. I am not a country music fan, does that help?

[Neets]

Before or after????????? If you ran to see who was on before...you really NEED to hang your head in shame....I at LEAST turn the coffee pot on BEFORE i see who is online.

[pollyshy]

Stay optimistic - maybe he is going to be the perp! LOL!

[lysie]

I have a question. You are the creator of this contest. Could we call this contest~~~~~The Daily Kristol Achievement Stupid Press Questions" award. He is so deserving of that title. So fitting don't you think? :-)

[Neets]

I'm serious about coming up that way...

[kassie]

Neat story !!

[Bitwhacker]

UOx42 on CSI? Will be be playing a character with a white chalk line drawn around him, I hope?

[lysie]

Pickings may be slim for Saturday

Hahahaha. You may be right, but stupidity has no time limits. :-)

Just when you think it will be a SSD slow stupid day the weekend crews at CNNABCNBCCBS never let us down. They can't help it.....it's in their blood.

[lysie]

Cool! :-)

[Bitwhacker]

In re sambuca: Have you ever had a "Slippery Nipple"?

[Neets]

Wishful thinking I fear.....we could only pretend....but HOW will I ever be able to watch this show again????

[Cammysmom]

Thats why I never get the flu shot

I got my flu shot yesterday. Last year, I got the flu at 3 months pregnant, this year I'll get it when Cammie is 3 months old. Go figure.

[gulfcoast6]

That so called smile of his wants me to brad a barf bag. He is a disgrace to his profession, if there is any grace left.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

I was thinking more along the lines of aspiring porn king who wandered into life's even darker side and became a politician who did unmentionable things to women and his country, before the CSI crew caught up to him.

[Cammysmom]

The same thing happened to me. I was awake in the beginning, and they were losing, and woke up to a winning game!!!!

[Neets]

Well...ahem...ummmmmmmmmm...ok....phewwwwwww....

Ok...now that I am over that...yes...my two favs...Baileys and Sambuca.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

No, but I have had a "fuzzy navel". 8^)