** Caption ** Comrade McKinney !! HUMOR TIME!!

[Lizavetta]

On Capitol Hill, Rep. Cynthia McKinney, D-Ga., a critic of U.S. policy in Afghanistan, makes her opening statement at a House International Relations subcommittee hearing on Afghanistan and the Taliban ,Wednesday, Oct. 31, 2001, in Washington. McKinney makes the point that an unexploded U.S. cluster bomb packet, left, looks very similar, in size and color, to a U.S. air-dropped food ration, right. Both have been dropped from planes on Afghanistan (AP Photo/Kenneth Lambert)

[Jolly Rodgers]

"Awright, who's da joker dat put dees unner mah Kwanza tree?"

[Silly]

She's dumber than a box of rocks.

That's a funny saying. Reminds me of a great line from Cheers:

Carla described one of Sam's ex-girlfriends as "dumber than cotton." Then Woody walks in, and she says, "Hi, Cotton!"

[Gun142]

"Once you pop, you just can't stop!"

[Cinnamon Girl]

Very simple solution. Print "Hijack this, fags" on the bomblets.

You funny.

[Tatze]

She has playing with the kids in arts and crafts a little too long. Anyone can wrap a can of coke and small book in yellow construction paper. They only similarity between the food packets and the cluster bombs is the color. Granted, that is pretty stupid, and something only the government could bring us ("hey, lets make both the food packets and the bombs the same color"). But it is quite obvious the size difference between the two.

The correct way to go about this is to simply question the wisdom of coloring these two particular objects the same color. But like a typical DemocRat, McKinney has to go for sensationalism, ignoring the fact that she has to lie to get it. Actually, since the issue is color, and McKinney is involved, Im truly amazed she isnt crying racism.

[bray]

Pooh Afican Ameikan childn are expected to know the diffence tween a circle and a squao. Dis is blatant razism keepin the blakman down! Now de are tryin to do dis to pooh Afgnstanie; childn. Leastway dat is what masser clinton said! Black Power!!!

Pray for America!

[CathyRyan]

Georgia must be soooooo proud!

[MAWG]

" I ordered a banana flip and a 16 oz. R.C., and this is what I got. Damn right I'm mad. Where is my Congressional Aide? Latrina, get me what I ordered! "

[Psalm 73]

Hey, thank you all for the great laugh fest I just had at my desk - now my co-workers think that I'm quite mad...

[afz400]

LOL

[wysiwyg]

Latrina, get me what I ordered!

On a comletely unrelated note: Many years ago, my father-in-law visited a coworker in the hospital after she had given birth to a daughter. He asked her what she planned to name the baby and she replied, "Latrina." "Latrina?" he asked. He then went on to ask her if she was familiar with the word latrine. Well, it turns out that she decided to pick a different name... True story.

[seams2me]

Pringles absolutely blow me away.

[LonePalm]

I once knew a teacher that had a "Shy-Theed" in his class. It was actually spelled "sh*thead." He didn't get the child's name right the first day of school and got a complaint from the mother. Go figure.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[RummyChick]

myers said today that they were going to make them powder blue..loved the response from Rummy when asked why were we using cluster bombs...to kill the taliban

[Sparky760]

I bet I can fit these both in my mouth and then recite the United States Constitution......errr wait I don't know that one.

[Teacup]

Hey Cynthia McKinney. It beats condoms. If you were starving, you would be grateful, Maroon!

[Teacup]

That's Wallace and Grommit! Well done!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Mr. Chairman, I have before me a recent Zogby poll that indicates that a staggering 9 out of 10 chimpanzees prefer the round block to the sqaure block during testing. That being said, I think we need to form a blue ribbon commision and begin intensive study of these puzzling testing preferences by chimpanzees. A modest grant of only 8 or 9 million dollars should be sufficient to get to the bottom of this issue."

[vikingchick]

A cylinder, a cone head, and a block. LOL!!

[LonePalm]

Don't you mean the RED one in the middle...........

Red, Yellow, does it really matter what colour a person is if they have sh*t for brains?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)