26 Things the Movies have taught us

a friend | 9-29-2001

[budwiesest]

In a tussle with Steven Segal, someone's elbow will get hyper-extended.

Twisting someone's head will bring a quick end to your dilema.

[theophilusscribe]

Hahahaha! I missed that movie. What was the rating on that one? I don't recall seeing that in the Wizard of Oz.

That was Twister. Cute movie—NOT believeable in the least, though.

BTW, I WANT that TRUCK!! They drive through fire, through a house, through falling pieces of farm hardware . . . that's one AWESOME TRUCK! :o)

Oh, I guess I have another one to add—

Trucks cannot be destroyed by fire, by houses, by falling pieces of farm hardware . . .bwaa haa haa

[#3Fan]

The easiest way to kill someone is to put a pillow over their face for ten seconds.

[Riley]

7.62 mm FMJ bullets bounce off of helicopters and cars, emitting showes of sparks. GAH! I HATE that! I wonder if the people who write this stuff have ever been in a helicopter. You could punch holes in it with a screwdriver.

[COUNTrecount]

No male super star under 90 ever has a wife who receives mail from AARP.(Even in REAL life)

[budwiesest]

You know the guy's dead when the bubbles come out of his mouth while he's being held under water.

[LibKill]

You can outrun the cops.

A few idiots die from trying this every year.

[Elvis van Foster]

HR/Personnel always go out of their way to pair a white guy with a black co-worker.

[Lower55]

No untrimmed bushes.......or shrubs.

[#3Fan]

If you find yourself in a drag race, the best way to try to win is to wreck the other guy instead of trying to outrun him.

[GWfan]

While driving at 70+ mph, it is very easy to jump out of one vehicle and land on another vehicle, but be careful you don't end up holding on to the hood ornament. If you do, you will have to grab for the bumper and hold on to the exhast system while going under the car until you can grab the back bumper, get dragged a bit, and pull yourself up to get back in the vehicle and get the bad guy!

[Elvis van Foster]

Also, women, universally, have big lips.

[budwiesest]

The clerk behind the counter at the convenience store is always of Middle eastern extraction.

(Art imitating life?)

[liliana]

no 22. and the timer will always, always show 2 min. left to disarm or blow up, i just once would like to see the timer with more that 2 min left. and if they show you a closeup of a wheel, any wheel, that wheel will fall off or break up.

[#3Fan]

Yes, Earnhardt. I was a big fan since '87 when I first started watching NASCAR on the satellite dish. It was the only way to get it up north here for a few years. :^)

[#3Fan]

No untrimmed bushes.......or shrubs.

Ahem....OK

[LibKill]

All space suits have lights inside the helmets for very good reasons which are unlikely to become clear at this moment.

[liliana]

i like it best when the women step out of the pool with their hair completely dry and set.

[pettifogger]

You can escape any modern building by hoisting yourself into a ceiling vent and crawling through the HVAC system.