Posted on 09/29/2001 6:47:22 AM PDT by Cagey
And luckily, when you begin this maneuver while the speedometer does say 70+, it's impossible for the vehicle to do much more than 15 as seen by the speed of the roadway relative to the vehicle with the camera angles. Must be some quantum mechanics going on there.
(I always thought they looked best in the front yard):^)
ROFL!! And the weird thing is, whenever I am in an office building I have not been in before, I usually look for one of those vents thinking of an escape route.
You can outrun an explosion.
When being pursued by a car in a parking garage, always run down the middle, never try to run between the parked cars.
Getting shot at point blank range will cause the victim's body to fly backwards violently.
You can have the living crap beat out of you, but you will not usually have bruses the next day, let alone have a broken jaw or ribs.
Shooting a car will make it explode.
Kids are always smarter than adults; women are smarter than men.
Tires squeal even on dirt roads.
When backed into a corner with only one bullet left, the shot will always hit it's mark.
But if you are me, odds are it will be some disgusting coconut/raspberry jelly mixture gone stale.
The number of bullets a gun can shoot is determined by an equation with variables D = danger level, V = number of villains and S = whether the shooter is the main character or a sidekick. It has nothing to do with the number of bullets the gun actually has.
Fists break car windows easily. And without hurting anyone.
If the villain has a daugher, she will fall for the good guy.
People can fall off of roofs and not get hurt.
High-powered female executives always wear miniskirts and five-inch heels to work.
thanks........
Illinois, in the country, no cable. Yeah, one of those ten footers. It's still in the yard unused and obsolete (my Dad's yard), I guess it's a memorial to bygone technology. LOL
10. "Let's split up so we can search more quickly."
9. "ARGHHGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGGHHHH-KKKKKKKHHH!"
8. "Let's stick together so no one else gets eaten."
7. "So you mean, we could go back in time and undo everything that's happened?"
6. "I didn't do it! It was an evil alien who took my form!" (NOTE: Also overused on Court TV.)
5. "According to these readings, it appears to be a thingamabobber of some kind -- and a highly advanced one at that!"
4. "We killed it. It's dead. It's all over now. We're safe now and we can finally relax and -- ARGHHGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGGHHHH-KKKKKKKHHH!"
3. "So you mean, we could go back in time and undo everything that's happened?"
6. "No, I'm all right with it, I just didn't expect the chief scientist of a top secret government research project to be so . . . beautiful."
5. "Okay, so there are interdimensional time-traveling alien ghost vampires after all! Just don't say, 'I told you so!'"
4. "Well, Timmy, the universe has been saved -- thanks to you and your furry little friends!"
3. "So you mean, we could go back in time and undo everything that's -- ARGHHGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGGHHHH-KKKKKKKHHH!"
2. "I'm afraid there's absolutely no hope, they're dead . . . no, wait, they're alive! No, they're dead. I'm sure now. No -- wait!"
And the ***NUMBER ONE*** Overused Dialogue Line in Sci Fi Movies . . .
1. "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE WHOLE THING BLOWS!"
In a car chase, in a city, there will be the omnipresent pile of wooden crates, filled with fruits and vegetables, to be followed by stacks of cardboard boxes ... meanwhile, no innocent women or children will be injured.
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