We're More Nuts Than You

Free Republic | 9/21/01 | Orion Ramsey

[gonzo]

"...I think I'm nuttier than anyone on this forum. So there!..."

Sorry, Fred. I'm still here....

Thanks, geaux....FRegards

[JudyB1938]

We sell hot dogs in packages of ten and the buns in packages of eight.

Well, I don't know about you ... but I don't think THAT's funny at all! I have struggled with this all of my life. It has been SUCH a dilemna. What to do. What to do.

Do you eat two weenies on white bread, or do you let 6 buns dry out in the freezer?

[Snow Bunny]

LOL.... I know, it is so stupid that they do not sell the hot dog buns the same way as hot dogs. How totally stupid can one get.
Maybe th eextra hot dogs are for the family pet to join in with the meal. giggle

Good to see you.

[185JHP]

Tofu hot dogs (brand names like "Smart Dogs", "Tofu Pups") come eight to the pack. Not real tasty, but put on enough chili, relish, honey mustard, you can eat them...plus you don't have to wonder what "meat byproducts" come from...

[Snow Bunny]

Thanks for the information. Tofu you say.....did not know they had such things as Tofu hotdogs.

The best hot dog I ever ate in my life was at Dodger Stadium. A Dodger Dog. LOL HMMMMMmmmm delicious.

[185JHP]

I think if you try tofu hot dogs you'll like them. 30-45 seconds in the microwave, no nitrites. They're very low in calories, too. Ralphs probably has them.

[Teacup]

We put little sweaters on dogs.

Hey! they get cold! What's so crazy about that? OOPS! Never mind, don't answer that,LOL.

[CubicleGuy]

Well, I don't know about you ... but I don't think THAT's funny at all! I have struggled with this all of my life. It has been SUCH a dilemna. What to do. What to do.

The answer's obvious: you always buy 5 packages of buns for every 4 packages of hot dogs.

Math is your friend.

[BlueLancer]

"I think I'm nuttier than anyone on this forum. So there!"

Heck, anyone married to Ethel and friends with Luci and Desi would fit that category!

[BlueLancer]

"That's what you were going to say, wasn't it? We think war is a John Wayne movie, -- with good guys and bad guys, as simple as that. Well, you know something, Mr. Limey Poofter? You're right. And let me tell you who the bad guys are. They're us. WE BE BAD.

"We're the baddest-assed sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We're three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother's side. You take your Germany, France and Spain, roll them all together and it wouldn't give us room to park our cars. We're the big boys, Jack, the original, giant economy size new and improved butt kickers of all time. When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in Cap d'Antibes. And we've got an American Express card credit limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go.

"You say our country's never been invaded? You're right, little buddy. Because I'd like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who'd have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying 'Cheerio.' Hell can't hold our sock hops. We walk taller, spit farther, f**k longer and buy more things than you know the names of. I'd rather be a junkie in a New York City jail than king, queen and jack of all you Europeans. We eat little countries like this for breakfast and s**t them out before lunch."

(From Holidays In Hell, "Life Among The Euro-Weenies," by P. J. O'Rourke.)

[JudyB1938]

That doesn't make any difference. Ya still gotta put some of them buns in the freezer. Besides, using your math, there would be a whole lot MORE buns in the freezer. LOL

[null and void]

Bah dah bing, bah da bump...

[ValerieUSA]

...Beverly Hills mansion... I thought the Heaven's Gate loons were near San Diego.

[Free State Four]

You guys need to come read this. :o) fsf

[geaux]

I believe you are correct. But, hey; he gets the point across.

[ppaul]

Rx: Wartime tension reliever.....Link to on-line Game:

Bin-Laden liquor store SHOOTOUT!

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[SierraWasp]

Oh, and don't forget our crazy leader, who said that your interpretation of your religion will be buried in the unmarked grave of all the other totalitarian systemic lies, like Communism and Facism, etc.

He's wilder and crazier than yer Ayatollas and yo mamma bin lobbins an what have yew, cause he's a Texican an ya don't mess with them crazy Texicans!!!

[barker]

Best laugh I've had in over two weeks.

[Free State Four]

Best laugh I've had in over two weeks.

Yes, and that's why I flagged you guys. It's time for us to start laughing again. I'm telling you, I dragged my sorry, sad a$$ around for two weeks. But not anymore. They aren't going to win. We will. :o) fsf

[Pharmboy]

Mrs. Pharmboy yelled into the 'puter room: "What are you laughing about?" I printed it out so she could enjoy this also...brilliant! (as our friends the Brits say).