We're More Nuts Than You

Free Republic | 9/21/01 | Orion Ramsey

[CheneyChick]

Thanks for the ping, SB - FUNNY STUFF!

[Centurion2000]

Bump .... we're nuts, but we're armed and free compared to the rest of the world. (Except them Russkies have managed to get lower taxes than us .... what's up with that?)

[Snow Bunny]

This is priceless. I am bookmarking this. Thank you so much for a laugh that has tears running down my face. LOL

[Snow Bunny]

BUMP for a great laugh.

[COB1]

Thanks for the bump, Snow Bunny.
It's nice to have tears of laughter in my eyes instead of tears of sorrow.

[Cagey]

Thanks SnowBunny! Hilarious!

[michigander]

Thanks darlin'

[Snow Bunny]

Did you get the other bumps at that other thread????? I hope so. also I sent you a freep mail. Gosh, I hope it went through. It was late last night. Let me know.

Sometimes I start at the beginning of my bump list or the middle or from the last page. hahhaaha

[Aggressive Calvinist]

We're so nuts....that for the rest of time on September 11, we will salute our fallen heroes MORE AND MORE and reduce the terrorists smaller and smaller to the worthess worms they have always been....

We're so nuts that....

[Fred Mertz]

I think I'm nuttier than anyone on this forum. So there!

[pubmom]

Thanks. Funny.

[beowolf]

I salute you. This is the best one yet. It contains a kernal of truth that will be dismissed by those too blind to see, and instantly recognized by those that live it.

My absolute Regards,

[Iowa Granny]

Thanks for the Laughs, Snow Bunny. A really GREAT read. We all needed this.

[razorback-bert]

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[swheats]

Thanks Snow Bunny. That was funny and we can be crazy when we want to.

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

This needed a section to cover that we:

'Drive on a Parkway - and Park on a Driveway'.

Call items sent by car a "Shipment"

then call items sent by boat..."Cargo"

We make Coyboys wear Two Spurs, when everyone knows that when one side of a horse goes, the other side goes, too.

We don't require Real Estate Agents to sell houses near an Airport specifically to deaf people.

All of our children tell us, their parents, that they want to 'Live their own life' and to let them 'think for themselves'...then watch as they dress and talk just like every other child in the neighborhood.....

Yep..Those Afghans are much more crazy that we silly Americans.....NOT!!!!!!!!

[goldilucky]

Totally awesome!! LOVE THIS THREAD! Thanks for the ping, Snow Bunny.

[Southack]

What I want to know is who gave those terrorists the idea that Americans ever back down from going to war?

I mean, we invaded Granada, for Pete's sake! We took the 4th largest army in the world and turned it into the 2nd largest army in Iraq in 36 hours. We dropped nukes on Japan and killed more Germans in ONE RAID on Dresden than all Americans COMBINED were lost to the Japanese and Germans in WW2. We took Cuba from Spain and New Mexico from old Mexico just because we felt like it. We won so many Indian wars that we stopped giving them individual names. We hadn't even heard of Korea or French Indochina/Vietnam, but we went to war for a few friends of ours over there just because that's the kind of guys we are.

Serbia, Somalia, Bosnia, Sudan, even Barbary pirates.

So then these jokers come along and kill over 6,000 Americans with our own planes while taking down two of our prestigious buildings?! Heck, we weren't even mad at poor Serbia and look at what we did to their undeserving butts.

Let's face it, other nations just DO NOT understand that Americans won't back down. We stand our ground. Tom Petty even wrote a song about it, and how's THAT for just how crazy we are?!

[pollyshy]

Thanks for the ping, Snow Bunny! This article is really,really funny! Good way to end the evening.