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Afghanistan: 180 degree alternate plan! Read this!
My big empty head ^

Posted on 09/17/2001 6:30:00 PM PDT by Hammerhead

Freeps, while sitting bedside with my 5 year old waiting for her to finish puzzles I got the 'brilliant' idea of how to possibly handle the Afghan situation - an idea to far out in left field, that there is NO WAY the Taliban bottom feeders could figure out how to handle it!!! Check this out: 1st we actively side with the rebels in the north and have them start a campaign to join their side. "Oh, no kidding Hammerhead you big goof. Like that hasn't already be thought of!!!", you say. But here's the BEUTIFUL part. All the while the rebels are recruiting, start BOMBING the citizens (women, children, men) of Afghanistan and northern Pakistan, with........here goes..... blankets, comic books, toys, food, reading glasses, toiletries, all the basic good things in life. That would throw the Taliban in FITS!!!!!! just friggin keep bombing the country with the stuff!!! The general population would say hey T-men, F-off were going the Gringo's and the boys up north that are trying to get rid of your sorry asses!!! Am I a kook or what?


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To: Hammerhead
I've heard rumors that Osama Bin Laden is Homo. Anybody else hear anything about that? Perhaps the people over there should be informed of this.
41 posted on 09/17/2001 6:45:13 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Hammerhead
I see a B-52 strike over Afghanistan this week, in which 8 million Big Macs and Happy Meals are dropped on the masses.

LOL!

42 posted on 09/17/2001 6:46:57 PM PDT by Alberta's Child
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To: Dutch Boy
Not MTV, Dixie Chicks singin' "Earl's got to die!"
43 posted on 09/17/2001 6:47:03 PM PDT by hocndoc
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To: Hammerhead
Govt. paid hookers may do the trick also.
44 posted on 09/17/2001 6:47:17 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: Dutch Boy
That's the perfect solution.
While we're at it, drop Madonna, Rosie O'Donnell, and Alec Baldwin in for a USO show (and don't forget Paula Poundstone to watch the kiddies).
45 posted on 09/17/2001 6:47:58 PM PDT by bubbafree
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To: SAMWolf
Ah, screw you guys. Here I was all excited about my battle plan for the 21st century and you dopes have reduced it jokes, and one liners. ...Im going to the chess site and get mentally beat up over there too.......
46 posted on 09/17/2001 6:48:37 PM PDT by Hammerhead
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To: Clinton's a rapist
Sorry to be so serious but I am still have a hard time forcing a smile. I live on Long Island and it seems there is not a community across the whole Isalnd that has not lost people.......so very sad and makes me so very angry
47 posted on 09/17/2001 6:48:52 PM PDT by Sparky760
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To: Hammerhead
Yes.

My alternate plan would be give the Israelis $10 billion and tell them to spend it wisely.

48 posted on 09/17/2001 6:49:41 PM PDT by John Jamieson
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To: neutrino
And maybe spike the water supply with LSD... I like the way you threw in the LSD.....kinda as an afterthought.........
49 posted on 09/17/2001 6:49:46 PM PDT by TnGOP
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To: Hammerhead
Send them all of the unsold copies of "It Takes A Village", with a note that Hillary! is coming over to personally autograph each and every one.

The Taliban will surrender Bin-Laden's entire organization!

50 posted on 09/17/2001 6:50:01 PM PDT by OrioleFan
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To: Hammerhead
The Soviets air dropped mined toys contributing tens of thousands of amputee children to Afgan homes and orphanages. Many of those kids are now young adults.

We need to get Santa Clause with civilans, as waarfare will define them, and exterminate the rest, right into Baghdad.

51 posted on 09/17/2001 6:50:35 PM PDT by SevenDaysInMay
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To: bubbafree
Rosie O'Donnell...PLOP!...she would take out a whole village.
52 posted on 09/17/2001 6:50:40 PM PDT by mystery-ak
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To: Hammerhead
I've got an even better suggestion.... we need to send all of the members of NOW and of ACT UP to Afganistan for a Gay Pride Parade... If we sent at least 5000 - shouldn't be too hard, to go over and give all of the men lots of hugs ... hehe.
53 posted on 09/17/2001 6:50:47 PM PDT by Mercat
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To: MHGinTN
You're right, MHG, you had the idea first, but Hammerhead put it a little more charmingly.
54 posted on 09/17/2001 6:51:21 PM PDT by willyboyishere
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To: isthisnickcool
Ha ha! Air drop electrical generators, TV's, VCR's and videos of Sponge Bob Squarepants.

Preferably the "Imitation Crab" episode -- featuring the Hungry Hand.

57 posted on 09/17/2001 6:52:36 PM PDT by FreeReign
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To: Petronski
....1800 degree plan.....

I THINK you forgot a zero; 18,000 degrees is more likely correct!

Doc

58 posted on 09/17/2001 6:53:01 PM PDT by Doc On The Bay
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To: Hammerhead
What an idea. We can have surgical strikes on the 12-21 year old population, you know, the fanatics in training. Just launch a campaign of carpet bonging, then teach them how to grow their own weed to keep those bowls full. They may hijack the airplane but they'll never remember those flying lessons.
59 posted on 09/17/2001 6:55:35 PM PDT by antienvironmentalist
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To: Sparky760
I live on Long Island and it seems there is not a community across the whole Isalnd that has not lost people.......so very sad and makes me so very angry

Hang in there neighbor...

60 posted on 09/17/2001 6:56:43 PM PDT by FreeReign
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