Posted on 07/01/2025 10:08:18 AM PDT by DollyCali
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Like most men, I found shopping boring and just wanted to get in and get out. My wife, on the other hand, like most women, loves to browse.
Yesterday, my wife received a letter from the store manager:
Dear Mrs. Harris,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and, regrettably, have been forced to ban both of you from shopping here.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and documented by our video surveillance cameras:
June 15 – Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly placed them in other customers’ carts when they weren’t looking.
July 2 – Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
July 7 – Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
July 19 – Approached an employee and said in an official tone, “Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.” This caused the employee to leave her station, get reprimanded by her supervisor, trigger a union grievance, and cost management time and money. (For the record, we do not have a Code 3.)
August 4 – Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
August 14 – Moved a “Caution – Wet Floor” sign to a carpeted area.
August 15 – Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could join if they brought pillows and blankets from the bedding department; twenty children complied.
August 23 – When a clerk asked if he could help him, he began crying and yelled, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” EMTs were called.
September 4 – Looked directly into a security camera and used it as a mirror while picking his nose.
September 10 – While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
October 3 – Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
October 6 – In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna Look” using various sizes of funnels.
October 18 – Hid in a clothing rack and, when people browsed through, shouted, “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
October 22 – Upon hearing a store announcement, assumed a fetal position and screamed, “OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!”
Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.
October 23 – Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled loudly, “Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!” One of the clerks passed out.
Sincerely,
The Store Manager
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I guess I would consider myself a Christian Zionist, but I’m not sure exactly what it means according to this guy.
I believe God has not replaced His people and is still going to honor His covenant with the Jews. They’re on a different tract. I’m also not a Calvinist.
Lots of great teaching from this pastor:
https://www.sermonaudio.com/series/194967
“I believe God has not replaced His people and is still going to honor His covenant with the Jews. They’re on a different tract. I’m also not a Calvinist.”
Same here.
One of God’s attributes is that He’s immutable. He’s not going to change His mind about His Chosen People.
I’m not positive, but IIRC, Candace Owens has said that now God’s Chosen People are Roman Catholics instead of Israel. Something like “Replacement Theology”...?
To me, it just follows logic.
I don’t pay any mind to Candace Owens.....I think she’s gone insane. When I hear some of what she says I wonder how anyone can listen to her. She, along with Tucker Carlson, have lost their minds.
“I don’t pay any mind to Candace Owens.....I think she’s gone insane.”
Definitely. And what does that say about the loons who are zealots in her cult?
Her insanity is her psychotic jealousy of Erika.
Candace. Honey. (1) Charlie didn’t pick you; he picked Erika. (2) You’ll never be white; Erika never won’t be white. Deal with it.
Where’s her husband?
Is he just sitting back making $$ off her insane rantings?
“Where’s her husband?
Is he just sitting back making $$ off her insane rantings?”
Oh, no; not at all! He’s worth at least $200 million — and probably closer to $400 million. From England. Member of the upper crust there. Kind of low-level royalty / peerage.
He needs to kick her to the curb because once the lawsuits start rolling in, it’s possible his fortune could be in jeopardy.
Plus, he’s a cuck soy boy.
didn’t know she hitched her wagon to an uppercrust limey
Funny thing is, I saw a post on X of Candace interviewing or whatever, her husband the other day. He seems to be all in on her rantings. They were presenting themselves as the happiest couple on the planet. Maybe they are. I think there have been enough people wondering how he puts up with her insanity that they decided to bring him into the picture. He was adoring her and she was all lovey dovey.
Then I recalled seeing something a couple of months ago. Her father-in-law posted a long statement which denounced her very strongly. He wanted no part of being associated with her and made it very clear. So, who knows what’s going on behind the scenes?
I still am waiting to the lawsuit from Mrs. Macron and the supposed evidence we have that she was not born male. I guess that one went by the wayside after it brought in a gazillion more clicks $$$$.
“I still am waiting to the lawsuit from Mrs. Macron and the supposed evidence we have that she was not born male. I guess that one went by the wayside after it brought in a gazillion more clicks $$$$.”
The lawsuit was received by Candace a couple months ago. Then the subject of Mrs. Macron’s alleged penis mysteriously disappeared.
She is unbelievable. Psychotic. Sad that she has children.
So, according to Grok, the case is ongoing. The Macrons filed a defamation suit at which time they will present evidence (I’m assuming dna and perhaps ultrasound?). Crazy Candace has filed a Motion to Dismiss this lawsuit and it’s set to be reviewed on April 28th.
I hope the Macrons take this lunatic to the cleaners. Maybe that will shut her up for awhile. And I don’t even like the Macrons lol. He’s a globalist who has overseen the decimation of his country and she’s a criminal for seducing a 15 year old boy. There’s enough to go after them about without making stuff up.
“I hope the Macrons take this lunatic to the cleaners.”
E, too.
Thank you Spunky for the lesson about Gabapentin. And your son’s history.
I think some types of pain are harder to tolerate than others. The type that is Relentless and chronic and doesn’t change no matter what activity you do is the worst, your son may have had that with back pain especially if they did something to make it neurological as well.
I did a bit of reading after your post, looks like Gabapentin is definitely addictive and therefore very hard to get off of as well. With long-term use and high dosages. I don’t know exactly what they mean by high, what the definition is.
I just need to be on it or something else until these nerves heal. I’m using 100 mg twice a day. It’s doing nothing. They did give me 300 but I quit that because the side effects were so bad. Last night I used my two 100 pills together and that gave me quite a bit of relief although I was groggy. Groggy again this morning. So I think I’ll just combine them at night and take nothing during the day. Unfortunately ibuprofen and tylenol doesn’t touch nerve pain. I’m going to get a trigger point injection and another week and hopefully that’s all I will need. Apparently the cortisone or whatever it is they inject calms the nerves and tells them to heal. I can only have one every few months so I hope it’s a good one next week!
Hope you enjoyed the game and your snacks.
My two foster kittens are doing well, I’ll post a picture later. They are coming out of their shell and the little boy just loves being petted. They still act a bit feral at first but then once you start petting them they warm up. I was petting the little girl and she was purring her head off, so the little boy came up and got in the middle, he couldn’t stand not getting attention. They’ll go back to the shelter sometime this week and I’ll go visit them to remind them that they need petting and hopefully they won’t revert right back to their feral ways.
Too funny!
“..most of folks I know around here are praying hard for all the snow and cold we can get.”
Good to hear from you!
Besides the “.”, lol!
Why do people want more snow and cold? Does it somehow help the growing season? I know it kills the bugs. Didn’t realize that till we moved to tennessee, and my garden gets eaten up. Without a deep cold in the winter, the bugs just remain dormant in the soil and wait to eat everything I grow.
Glad you got such lovely presents, sounds like he knows you and exactly what you needed. Especially the cooking and back presents. Hope the massager is helpful.
Now that I know your feelings about Candance Owens and Tucker Carlson, what are your feelings on,
1. Laura Loomer
2. Charlie Kirk
3. Erika Kirk
4. Ben Shipero
Don’t know much about Loomer, except that she seems to do a better job of vetting people than any of the 3-letter agencies. And she’s almost never wrong.
Charlie Kirk ... I think he did a lot of positive things for young people re religion, family, and conservatism. If it’s true what Megyn Kelly has said — that he was moving away from Israel — then that’s a problem. Of course, I doubt if that’s true, considering how he had done a deep dive into the Sabbath, and practiced that in his own life.
And if he’s so firm about a strong family it makes no sense that he would marry, and have children with, a Catholic. If BOTH are RC, or BOTH are Evangelical, that’s fine. But being “unequally yoked” weakens a family unit.
Erika ... meh. I suppose she’s fine, but she’s gotta quit dabbing her eyes like a pageant girl. It always seems to be SHOWTIME!
Shapiro ... don’t know enough about him to have an opinion.
I have often cringed when reading Laura Loomer over the years, but have decided that, even though somewhat brutal in the takedown, I like her. I think she loves the country and is a loyal Trump supporter.
Charlie Kirk. I listened to him now and again, and very much admired his ability to tackle every issue and remain calm, and brilliant. So in the end, I loved him as well.
Erika Kirk, I don’t know that much about. I haven’t really listened to her or watched her much, so I don’t have anything to say other than I hope she and her children recover from the tragedy.
Ben Shapiro I don’t listen to because he talks too fast lol. The odd thing I’ve heard sounds pretty sound to me, but I really don’t hear that much of him.
Matt Walsh? I think he’s funny and I like hearing his thought process because he’s so logical and brutally honest.
Steve Bannon? I got some creepy vibes about him a long time ago. They seem to have been accurate, as he’s being slaughtered on X currently for his involvement with Epstein.
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