Posted on 10/08/2024 8:41:47 AM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
Self-styled “knucklehead” Tim Walz has revealed the absurd codename he lists Vice President Kamala Harris under on his phone since he accidentally ignored her call telling him he was her running mate.
The lefty Minnesota governor told Jimmy Kimmel late Monday that Harris had tried to call him in early August to tell him he was her pick for the Democratic ticket — except he decided not to answer.
“It was an unmarked number so I’m thinking it’s like a car warranty thing,” Walz told Kimmel to laughter from the studio audience.
He only took the life-changing call when he “got a call from a high-ranking aide” who “said, ‘Pick up your dang phone,'” he recalled.
Kimmel asked if Harris was now saved in his phone contacts to avoid further missed calls — with Walz revealing she was, albeit under a bizarre pseudonym.
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Seriously, Some Americans are confused as to which bathroom to use.
WE ARE SO VERY VERY SCREWED!!!!
That’s funny.
Hahahahahahaha! Now, THAT was indeed a funny sketch. Even then, humor was pretty sparse on SNL...
“Willie’s vacuum cleaner” would be both appropriate, and memorable.
My father was aghast yesterday, wondering what would happen to America if KH was POTUS, then wasn’t and this POS creep was installed instead.
Chinese asset, feminine, America hating weirdo who has a wife that was probably sexually aroused when watching BLM burning down her town.
The Lincoln-Douglas debates took place over 7 locations, lasted 2-3 hours each time, often to crowd sizes of 10K-15K, conducted without aid of modern electronics or visual aids
Both the intellectual and rhetorical strength of the candidates to conduct such a debate - as well as the patience, intellectual curiosity and ability of average citizens to stand through 3 hour discussions - are simply impossible in 2024 America.
Spermdumpster?
It's supposed to make him relatable or something.
Jaws
Pearl Becklace
President Hoover
Ok, I’m going to take caller number twelve waiting on line to be my vice president. Caller are you there? Caller?
JAWS
That wins my prize for post of the day!
Her custom ring tone is her laughing.
That would make his wife a perv.
Perish the thought! We cannot, must not, permit this to happen. Why we allowed the 2020 Election Theft to happen is so far beyond my understanding, that I still cannot believe that it happened.
NEVER AGAIN!!
I just did yesterday. All the display indicated was “Texas”, but when I said “hello” there was silence followed by the line going dead.
Poke a Hole
All I could think of and she like it.
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