[E. Pluribus Unum]

The New York Times is a parody news site. Every word it publishes is projection. Article presented for entertainment purposes only.

[Col Frank Slade]

Is he fit for VP ?

Asking for my friend Joe.

[ridesthemiles]

“PRINCIPLED PUBLIC SERVANTS” like MCCAIN & ROMNEY????

REMIND ME AGAIN ABOUT THE SCANDAL McCAIN was involved in-—SAVINGS & LOANS problems???

[MrRelevant]

American satisfaction with their lives.

Biden 2023 record low
https://news.gallup.com/poll/610133/less-half-americans-satisfied-own-lives.aspx

Trump 2019 (pre covid) record high
https://news.gallup.com/poll/284285/new-high-americans-satisfied-personal-life.as

[kiryandil]

“The New Jerk Slimes”

[bitt]

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[jerod]

I believe this is what they refer to as ‘circling the wagons’... Joe isn’t going anywhere.

A full throated ‘Trump is the devil’ campaign is their only hope.

[T Ruth]

New York Times too depraved even for left-wing Milan daily Corriere della Sera

The week in whoppers: NY Times’ Master of Misinformation

[wjcsux]

The NYT will never ever be able to replace the Babylon Bee as a parody site.

[Dragonspirit]

When the Times endorses a Republican over a Democrat for president then they will have some credibility to express themselves. As it stands they are fully a Democrat apparatus and should be ignored.

[goodnesswins]

Not the B????

[Jamestown1630]

I think you left out that alert we usually put on posts of vomitous headlines.

[OldHarbor]

Mr. Trump has shown a character unworthy of the responsibilities of the presidency.

Would they say the same about Hillary ? 🤡 media

[FlingWingFlyer]

The New Yawk Slimes Editorial Bored. ROTFLMBO.

[hanamizu]

“Ronald Reagan... George H.W. Bush, John McCain and Mitt Romney.”

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Someone remind me, did the NYT endorse any of these men when they ran for President? (Rhetorical question, of course they didn’t).

[bigbob]

The NYT isn’t fit for use as butt-wipe.

[Mr. Jeeves]

They can still stitch big words into a reasonable facsimile of the Babylon Bee. :)

[Leep]

Jo is able to stand up..most of the time.
4 more years!

[JennysCool]

I'm sure even the lowest of the low-info would recognize this screed as complete BS. This is hysteria, not journalism. Worst of all, it's not even honest hysteria, built as it is on lies that the writers know are lies as they type them.

[Responsibility2nd]

The Slimes just called for Biden to step down.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/biden-campaign-brushes-snub-new-york-editorial-board-rcna159562

Now they want to get rid of Trump.

[Dilbert San Diego]

This is tough for the times in terms of them making an endorsement in the election.

They’re saying the Trump is unfit and they’ve said that Biden is unfit, and Biden should drop out, so who the heck are they going to endorse?

Then again how many people pay attention to newspaper endorsements nowadays?