DARWIN WINNER!
1 posted on
07/06/2024 10:17:24 AM PDT by
lightman
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To: lightman
Don’t drink a lot before setting off explosives, bad career move.
To: lightman
Stick to lamp shades when you’re drunk.
3 posted on
07/06/2024 10:20:11 AM PDT by
willk
(Local news media. Just as big an enemy to this country as national media)
To: lightman
To: lightman
Same thing happen couple years ago to a guy who played the character Gaston, at Disney World. Put a fireworks rocket on the top of his head. Used his head as a launch pad. When they called 911, they told them it was not necessary to rush to site since he was headless.
5 posted on
07/06/2024 10:23:29 AM PDT by
mware
To: lightman
This has to be the dumbest thing I have heard of someone doing in a long time.
To: lightman
7 posted on
07/06/2024 10:23:51 AM PDT by
jjotto
( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
To: lightman
To: lightman
He was dressed as Uncle Sam.
9 posted on
07/06/2024 10:26:02 AM PDT by
Ge0ffrey
To: lightman
Worst case scenario. He was all decked out in his red, white and blue Uncle Sam outfit. With a 10 gallon hat too.
How much did he have to drink to get that careless?
Terrible, but so predictable.
To: lightman
Yup, Darwin winner in the category: Alcohol Induced.
11 posted on
07/06/2024 10:28:35 AM PDT by
Mouton
(A 150MT hit may not solve our problems now but is a good start. )
To: lightman
About 1/2 of the nation doesn’t really know or care what July 4th truly means. Then there’s those idiots still shooting off explosive fireworks in the neighborhoods at 3AM not giving a damn that most neighbors are asleep. Low IQ types-no shortage of those either.
12 posted on
07/06/2024 10:29:21 AM PDT by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny)
To: lightman
Ok, this is getting scary, has anyone seen DoodleBob?
13 posted on
07/06/2024 10:29:22 AM PDT by
Sarcazmo
(I live by the Golden Rule. As applied by others; I'm not selfish.)
To: lightman
Commander: "Where's your Drill Instructor, Son?"
16 posted on
07/06/2024 10:29:42 AM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
To: lightman
Stay away from firearms, too!
17 posted on
07/06/2024 10:30:08 AM PDT by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: lightman
In some places, death by misadventure would be listed on death certificate where "natural, suicide, homicide or accident" might appear for other people.
18 posted on
07/06/2024 10:31:24 AM PDT by
PghBaldy
(12/14/12 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15/12 - 1030am - Obama team scouts photo-op locations.)
To: lightman
He only gets the full Darwin award if he hadn’t yet reproduced.
19 posted on
07/06/2024 10:33:43 AM PDT by
coloradan
(They're not the mainstream media, they're the gaslight media. It's what they do. )
To: lightman
We taught ourselves about fireworks by holding lady-finger firecrackers while setting them off in our hands. You wouldn’t loose a finger but you got smarted right good. And realized anything bigger was going to hurt you.
22 posted on
07/06/2024 10:37:10 AM PDT by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
To: lightman
I have no idea what would make a grown man do something so stupid. Large amounts of alcohol must have been involved. A few years ago someone put a 3 inch mortar in the tube upside down. The firework blew up on the ground about 20 feet away from me. It was a loud and powerful explosion. It would definitely kill a person if it was on top of their head. If it was in their hand it would have destroyed their hand. Fireworks are nothing to play with, especially the larger ones.
23 posted on
07/06/2024 10:41:03 AM PDT by
Rdct29
(The Democrats Are The New Nazi Party )
To: lightman
which the sheriff’s office called “accidental,” because they don't know the word "darwinian" ...
26 posted on
07/06/2024 10:43:55 AM PDT by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: lightman
Tragically...yes. He was erased from the gene pool due to utter stupidity. Classic case of an Award Winner named after the thoroughly discredited botanist.
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