 "Here's looking at you kid. Here's mud in your eye." |
The Babylon Bee thinks he dropped the first bomb on France since WWII.
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There is no doubt he filled his britches.
He shat his depends
I really don’t want him replaced before the election.
Diaper change.
Ah, the awkward half-squat. I have seen toddlers do that.
His eyebrows, or other people’s?
Look, Joe raised his eyebrows! He’s alive!
If Disney created an animatronic Joe Biden it would inspire more confidence in it’s ability to run the country than the real thing.
I’m sure that his debate prep will include a section on what he should do if he takes a shit while on stage. The news media will probably be told “don’t hold your nose or act is if you smell it”
People kept asking Joe where he got the ideas for his Executive Orders.
He said he pulled them out of his butt.
Yes, it's only in front of the whole world that he looks like he's a vegetable.
Nah, the smell was so bad she just was trying to keep from heaving her morning meal.
Good ol' Joe.
Thank you, everyone who actually did vote for him. You're a blessing.
"Here's looking at you kid. Here's mud in your eye." |
The Adderall only lasts so long;-)
Code Brown
Look, I would not cross the street to spit on this guy if he was on fire. That said -
I watched . scanned the entire youtube video of the event this morning. When Joe appears to sh!t his pants and then it cuts to Jill leading him off - that didn’t happen.
Joe tries to sit and then he sits, they all sit. He may or not have crapped his pants but he did not leave immediately after this.
Then a bunch of people speak and then Joe speaks for some time. After that they are all dismissed and you see Jill and Joe leaving hand in hand.
Somebody else scan this and check my eyesight. I hate to state falsehoods when there is so much worse truth to be shared.
He was pooping his pants.
I watched every moment of today's events.
Yes, he did rather fumble taking his seat, but nothing as extreme as the press makes it out to be.
We do not like it when we read exaggerated stories about President Trump.
However, Brandon kept those warriors waiting for 15 minutes.....disgusting !
Well Biden has been crapping on our military his entire career so why should a D-Day Ceremony be any different...
who are the democrats going to replace biden with to run for president instead of biden???? It ain’t gonna be Kamala