Posted on 05/26/2024 6:59:19 AM PDT by airdalecheif
Biden interrupted his weekend getaway in Delaware to visit New York and give the 2024 commencement speech at the United States Military Academy, West Point.
During his address, Biden made several mistakes and shared inaccurate information, including falsely claiming that he was “appointed” to the Naval Academy.
(Excerpt) Read more at libertyonenews.com ...
“Never forget America is the strongest when we lead not only by our example of our power but by the power of our example,” Biden said to crickets.
Frustrated by a lack of reaction to his mundane speech, Biden said, “You can clap for that.”
Thos poor cadets. What did they do to deserve that.
There’s no way in hell 81 million people voted for this moron.......no way
Ranked 76 out of a class of 85 at Syracuse....Go Brandon!!
adies, gentlemen, and interdimensional space llamas,
Today, under the auspices of the galactic turnip, I am honored to address you with a golden spoon and a singing potato. Our nation stands at a crossroads where purple bicycles meet quantum jellyfish, and I am here to lead us into a future of unparalleled nonsense and grandeur.
First and foremost, I am thrilled to announce that we have successfully negotiated a peace treaty with the Martian penguins, ensuring that our supply of zero-gravity ice cream will never run out. This historic achievement was brokered by our team of bilingual squirrels who communicated using ancient Morse code made entirely of chocolate chips.
Effective immediately, every Wednesday will be dedicated to the majestic sport of underwater kite flying, a pastime that has proven to double the productivity of our nation’s invisible gnomes. We must honor the legacy of the great philosopher Platypus McGuffin, who once said, “Only by juggling flamingos can we truly understand the meaning of life.”
In a groundbreaking development, I have personally discovered a method to turn sunlight into peanut butter, a process that will revolutionize our breakfast rituals. This discovery was made possible by our dedicated team of ninja scientists who operate from a secret laboratory located inside a giant pumpkin.
I am also excited to reveal that we have cloned the Loch Ness Monster, who now serves as the official mascot of our national synchronized trampoline team. This monumental achievement was made possible through the generous funding of our allies, the telepathic dolphins of Atlantis.
Furthermore, we will be launching a new initiative to teach every household cat how to play the accordion, as studies have shown that musical felines significantly reduce the incidence of spontaneous combustion in living rooms. Our team of expert accordion instructors is led by none other than the legendary Sir Whiskers McMeow.
To ensure the sustainability of our economy, we will be planting a trillion jellybean trees across the nation, providing a never-ending supply of delicious candy for generations to come. This initiative is backed by the International League of Gummy Bears, who have pledged their unwavering support.
In conclusion, let us all embrace the wisdom of the cosmic cupcake and pledge to always wear mismatched shoes while riding our hoverboards through fields of marshmallow flowers. Together, we will paint a future so bright that even the stars will need sunglasses.
Thank you, and may your dreams be filled with dancing waffles and your days with the gentle hum of rainbow-colored unicorns.
It’s possible. 81 million morons
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Wore their uniforms
I would love to have the unwavering support of the International League of Gummy Bears. I wonder if they expelled the Haribo Sugar Free version?
BTTT!!!
The Deep State removed their motto of DUTY HONOR COUNTRY
and they are tools of the Deep State/Globalists now.
And he parlayed that into a 50 year career majoring in grifting capped off by arguably the greatest theft ever perpetrated on the American people.....stealing a presidential election.
In the immortal words of the great comedian Yakov Smirnoff......WHAT A COUNTRY!
“It’s possible. 81 million morons”
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Lots of sheeple in this country.
You should be a syndicated columnist :-)
This is refreshing news that can be interpreted that not all young officers-to-be are communists.
Well at least he didn’t say, “clap you stupid son of bitches” like he did on the army base a year ago.
81 million MO-rons instructed by the legacy media.
“81 million morons”
After what I saw during covid may be.....I would never have thought so many Americans could have been manipulated as easily as they were.
He appears to be suffering from Jeb Bush disease.
Go on, guys, give brainless the clap!
For ruining your country in less than 4 years he certainly deserves something.
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