[billorites]

Everyone know that it's the marching band that getting all the action.

[ComputerGuy]

The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together.

Wanna bet?

[Babba Gi]

Have them get married, problem solved.

[RandallFlagg]

sustainability is cited as the primary reason why Olympic officials opted for the beds this year. The mattresses and cardboard frames are 100% recyclable.

Says everything right there.
Treehuggers can't get laid, and don't want anyone else to.

I'm guessing the horny shotputters will just get hotels in other areas, and these useless recyclable, "Beds" will be a write-off that nobody will use.

Follow the money.

[left that other site]

The original Olympics were perfored nekkid.

LOL.

The word “Gymnasium” is derived from the Greek word for nudity.

[ansel12]

They get to experience what their sex life will be about 6 months to a year after they marry their hot, sexually insatiable girlfriend.

[FatherofFive]

The beds’ twin size means there’s no room for the competitors to sidle up together.

Sex in beds is so 2020 Olympics.

[Drew68]

I can’t stand having geriatric dyslexia. I quickly read the title as “Anal-sex beds” and though, “They make special beds for that?”

[moovova]

Well, there’s always a backseat in a Peugeot.

[peggybac]

Narrow and made of cardboard so they’ll collapse. Uh, ever hear of THE FLOOR?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

So they’re saying that previous Olympic Villages were basically barnyards or the equivalent of the monkey house at the zoo?

[Yo-Yo]

You want to stop sex at the Olympics? Ban all women from competing.

Well, that's how gun control works...

[discostu]

Every teenager knows you can still have sex on a twin bed.

Really what did people think was going to happen when you get a bunch of really fit really attractive people together. Just acknowledge it as true and move on.

[Palio di Siena]

If the flipping table tennis players are getting all they want….

[Fireone]

If you can do it in an Austin Healey, you can do it anywhere. These beds are a worthless gesture.

[DFG]

Non-Baptists can have sex standing up. These are elite athletes.

[mabarker1]

[markoman]

You have a large group of young people, attractive, in peak physical condition, more or less confined to a village with a lifetime supply of condoms...

Did I mention that they’re young??

Marko

[Organic Panic]

Yeah.... because no horny healthy 20 something athletes could never figure out how to throw the cardboard frame away and lay the mattresses next to each other on the floor. Or standing up, or sitting down, or swing from the parallel bars....

[VideoDoctor]

Next HEADLINE AFTER the Olympics: "RECORD Number of PREGNANCIES at Paris Olympics following the use of ‘Anti-sex’ beds!"

[Scrambler Bob]

“Anti-sex” beds have arrived in Paris
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Gonna need some “Anti-sex” floors.