Time and gravity have taken a severe toll on her accessories. "Perky" and "Happy" have turned into "Droopy" and "Sleepy", and no those aren't the Seven Dwarfs. More like:
Posted on 05/14/2024 7:46:55 AM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
Hide the payment from his wife! WTH MARRIED SLIMY COHEN?
“She wore a bulletproof vest every day until she got to the courthouse,”
How about a chastity belt????
Left wing groups have been doing damage for the last few weeks. Violent damage. Antifa might as well be a terrorist organization along with Hamas supporters.
And MAGA? Nothing. Just lots of people paranoid that we see them for what they are and that’s ‘our violence’ against them. In Stormy’s case, she’s a lowlife hustler and liar. It’s her own conscience she’s afraid of - and she’s projecting that on to us.
Watch the Bill Maher interview from 2018...
>> A DDD sized bullet proof vest?
Yep, with two big bags of ballistic gel behind it, added protection for the thoracic area.
If you know what I mean (and I think you do) 😉
I was going to say with those giant fun bags probably offer enough protection
Time and gravity have taken a severe toll on her accessories. "Perky" and "Happy" have turned into "Droopy" and "Sleepy", and no those aren't the Seven Dwarfs. More like:
Way too late for the chastity belt…
Stormy Daniels is a useful idiot that has been, and still is, milking her story for whatever she can get. After the trial, she will make the rounds of the MSM talking head shows (especially if the far left wing all democrat Manhattan jury votes to convict). Then, after Trump is re-elected, her days as a useful idiot will come to an end.
Does anyone remember Cindy Sheehan? She was the democrats’ useful idiot when George W. Bush was President. She was in the news nearly every day. Then Bush left office and she was never heard from again.
During Trump’s first term, Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels’ attorney, was the democrats’ useful idiot. He was in the news every day, sometimes several times a day. Then he got convicted for trying to extort money from Nike just like he extorted money from Trump.
Since then, the democrats have been looking for a new useful idiot. For awhile, Michael Cohen was their useful idiot, but he kept getting convicted for perjury and fraud and lost his usefulness. He is trying hard to become the democrats’ useful idiot once again, but so far it is not looking good.
Once again, the judge tolerates inflammatory, baseless public smears of Trump even as he imposes a gag order to prevent Trump from defending himself. Daniels is trying to portray Trump as some sort of mafioso who will bring in assassins to silence witnesses.
So she thought someone was going to nail her huh?
And this was obviously leaked to the jury, I assume. The only problem with it is that this isn’t a trial against Bill or Hillary Clinton where a bullet proof vest would actually be needed. IMO, the prosecution should be sanctioned for perpetrating such and obvious ploy to support their pathetic case.
Antifa might as well be a terrorist organization along with Hamas supporters.
Petrie dish.
She was afraid of what she might do to herself en route?
Bullet proof chastity belt would be more apropos.
I see what you did there.
There should have been enough “plastic” in place to stop just about anything.....
If she wasn’t outright lying, she’d have nothing to fear.
I loved those Granny cartoons when I was in jr high... they’re really the only reason I followed the magazine at all!
feh...
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