[BipolarBob]

Lost and Found pages: I have a slightly damaged F-35 fighter jet in my pasture. If you can can confirm you are the true owner with proper identification call me back at BR-549.

[CFW]

“Lost and Found pages: I have a slightly damaged F-35 fighter jet in my pasture. If you can can confirm you are the true owner with proper identification call me back at BR-549.”

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Junior Samples here. I understand you have found my missing aircraft? Please ship it to Hee Haw Lane, Redneck City, USA. The postmaster knows where I live.

[Leaning Right]

> If you can can confirm you are the true owner with proper identification call me back at BR-549. <

Excellent. You made me think for a minute there. It’s only Sunday evening. But if you don’t get a ‘Cleverest Post of the Week’ award, then the contest is fixed.

[lightman]

Will, do, Junior!

Hee-haw!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

LOL...when I was a kid, our phone prefix was BR-5. Honestly. Now how did you know that?

[citizen]

You just outed yourself, Junior.

[job]

North Carolina Fisherman Boasts of “Fastest Jet Bass Boat” on Eastern Coast

[Elsie]

heehaw

[BykrBayb]

Post of the day! Thank you for starting my day off right.

[AAABEST]

lmao