Congressman on intelligence committee says aliens 'have the technology to turn humans into charcoal briquettes' and Government has been covering up UFO existence since 1890

UK Daily Mail ^ | 7/6/2023 | Stacy Liberatore

[fruser1]

Republican Tim Burchett believes there is no question the objects in the skies are not of this Earth and have abilities to fly underwater and never leave behind heat trails.

Burchett - who is on the House Oversight Committee overseeing UFO hearings - has been shown classified footage not yet released to the public.

The congressman told the Event Horizon podcast this week that 'we've been dealing [with government coverups] since 1947, probably since about 1897 in what was the Aurora Texas 'UFO crash.'

He continued to explain that if these otherworldly beings have technology unlike anything we know on Earth, then 'they' could 'turn us into a charcoal briquette.'

'We are out of our league,' the congressman continued. 'We couldn't fight them off what we wanted to. That's why I don't think they're a threat to us, or they would already have been.'

[fruser1]

Now we know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.

You may have even lit him up yourself from your bag of Kingsford.

[AnthonySoprano]

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Yeah, they’ve had the evidence since 1890, but they want to talk about it now.

They’re getting another Sub crew ready to launch and eat new cycles, too.

[ealgeone]

IF these aliens have such great technology....why are they always crashing?

Are they running out of gas...dilithium crystals??

[Equine1952]

Code name: Kingsford. Buhwaaaa haaaaa! Such Bull💩

[fruser1]

"why are they always crashing?"

They probably have their own regulations for emission controls that make their craft run like shit.

[Fiji Hill]

We are out of our league,' the congressman continued. 'We couldn't fight them off what we wanted to.

He's wrong. I read that in a test that used gelatin to simulate human flesh, 9mm pistol rounds proved effective--even more so than .45 auto rounds. So if you own a 9mm Luger, you are safe from the jello monsters from outer space.

[Impala64ssa]

I thought just one particular demographic could be charcoal briquettes. Tony Soprano said so 😄😛

[week 71]

Yeah - okay. Everything is so messed up in our country nobody even cares about ‘aliens’.

This guano is just the next distraction.

[SaveFerris]

(Code name: Kingsford)

LOL 🤣

[Jonty30]

I like that.

[SaveFerris]

(IF these aliens have such great technology....why are they always crashing?)

Poor driving!! 😂😂🤣🤣😆

[Lumper20]

Looney tunes.

[cabojoe]

[gundog]

[JPG]

There goes the neighborhood...

[DesertRhino]

Squirrel....

[Antihero101607]

If only we could have communists, environmental whackos, and PETA turned into charcoal briquettes, we could have ourselves one hell of a barbecue to celebrate an official first contact.

[Trumpisourlastchance]

Why do we have clowns in Congress? Our nation is literally crumbling, kids are being brainwashed to be sexually mutilated and Timmy boy is focused on space aliens?

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

There are no alien spacecraft in this vacinity which is basically intergalactic Bakersfield.

There are no intelligent space alien lifeforms lurking in the shadows because aliens don’t lurk.

Sorry.

[adorno]

Government has been covering up UFO existence since 1890

There must've been a million or more government officials since 1890 that knew something about those aliens, and, how the heck were they all able to keep the secret?

But, since the aliens are so advanced, perhaps they were able to somehow make that many government officials from spilling the beans. It's like those men in black in Independence Day movie who used that magic pen to make people instantly forget what they had witnessed.

But, now we know what happened to those millions of Earthling that disappear every year without a trace. They've been used for experiments by the aliens and also turned into food. We also know that they're not friendly, since they're the ones that brought their culture of liberalism into the world. We were doing fine before they came. Let's get them!