FDA approves first human trials for Elon Musk’s brain chip company Neuralink

Life Site News ^ | 5/26/23 | Andreas Wailzer

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Elon Musk’s brain chip company Neuralink announced that the U.S. Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has approved its product for human trials.

“This is the result of incredible work by the Neuralink team in close collaboration with the FDA and represents an important first step that will one day allow our technology to help many people,” Musk’s company wrote in a tweet.

“Recruitment is not yet open for our clinical trial. We’ll announce more information on this soon!” Neuralink added.

Neuralink has been a passion project for Musk since its founding in 2016. The tech mogul has stated in the past that the connection of the human brain to a computer holds promise for a broad range of applications, from restoring disabled patients’ eyesight and motor function to mentally controlling electronic devices.

[Roman_War_Criminal]

As if people weren't stupid enough from the death jab trials, you take this and you'll just double-down on your stupidity proving you deserve exactly whatever you get on the end of the repercussions...

[Leep]

It’s so difficult deciding whether to have my junk removed or to put a chip in my brain.

[dforest]

I am starting to really think he is a fraud. I kept my mind open on him and watched. Nope, he can’t be trusted.

[Allegra]

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Well if it helps paralyzed people walk again it’s a good thing, but I don’t know who the hell would volunteer for clinical trials. “Ok, we are going to cut open your head and stick this computer chip in your freakin’ BRAIN” lol “Oh me me me! Pick me!” It’s like the first man on Mars stuff. “Oh I get to go to Mars but I can’t come back? You mean I get to stay on a dead planet for eternity? Ooo ooo! Me me me! Pick me!”

[1of10]

the article said ..”U.S. Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has approved”

so ... safe and effective?

[1of10]

the article said ..”U.S. Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has approved”

so ... safe and effective?

[dfwgator]

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

“15 of 23 reportedly died from brain hemorrhages, self-mutilation, or bloody rashes between 2017 and 2020.”

So that’s a 65% chance you will die, go insane or have your body melt. Oh, out of my way, I gotta volunteer for that!

[Sarcazmo]

What happened to Kiryandil?

[ZOOKER]

Don't forget to include a satellite receiver in those chips, Elon.
With that and Starlink, the scenario is complete.
Sounds like a cheesy Sci-Fi B-movie, doesn't it?

[1of10]

double post..
...hmmmm .... misconfigured nsa router on the split?

[Blennos]

You should note that these are results from test in monkeys, not humans.

[Captain Compassion]

Transhumanism alert.

[Georgia Girl 2]

All of these physical problems will be rectified when the med beds roll out. No need for neural implants.

[Roman_War_Criminal]

He’s playing a game with us on stage with his buddies.
Behind the curtain they’re all on the same team.

[MV=PY]

Better Musk than Putin or Xi, IMHO.

Look at the bright side - maybe Biden will sign up!

[Az Joe]

I’ll do it. Nothing to lose, everything to gain

[Az Joe]

Bwaaak bwaaaaak

[Az Joe]

what’s the pay agian?