[Leep]

It’s so difficult deciding whether to have my junk removed or to put a chip in my brain.

[Captain Compassion]

Transhumanism alert.

[TonyM]

“ It’s so difficult deciding whether to have my junk removed or to put a chip in my brain.”

How about a chip in your junk? Its what most guys think with anyway. Or perhaps a chip in the rear? Then you could be a real smart arse!