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Whoever persuaded Bono he could sing?
Spectator UK ^ | 17 Dec 2022 | Julie Burchill

Posted on 12/15/2022 6:18:21 PM PST by Rummyfan

There are a few pop stars whose work I can’t help liking in spite of myself – their song-writing, that is. I’d be happy never to see the faces or hear the voices of Mick Hucknall or Chris Martin again, but the moment ‘Stars’ or ‘Trouble’ starts, I’m mesmerised – only to wonder crossly the minute the song ends: ‘Why couldn’t they have given it to someone with a decent voice?’ Think about it: dancers have choreographers and actors have scriptwriters, so why should we assume songwriters can sing? Bono’s another. I love some of his songs (‘One’, as performed by Johnny Cash, and ‘Where the Streets Have No Name’, by the Pet Shop Boys), but when faced with the awful actuality of his yowling, I remember what Prince once said about him: ‘You know what I’d do with a voice like that? Become a janitor.’

Surrender comes in at a whopping 563 pages, and I was already beginning to feel quite enervated by the time I’d read the press release informing us that Bono is an ‘artist and activist’ who has written an ‘honest and irreverent, intimate and profound’ book – which we’re lucky he got around to, considering his ‘more than 20 years of activism, dedicated to the fight against Aids and extreme poverty’. But isn’t having your press release calling your book ‘profound’ rather like giving yourself a nickname? Wait for someone else to do it....

1. Bono has a different heart from the rest of us. (Did you doubt it?) The book starts with him on the surgeon’s table, his special heart having been ‘stressed’. But never mind. ‘We needed extra-strong wire to sew him up – he’s probably at about 130 per cent of lung capacity for his age,’ the awed sawbones tells Mrs Bono.

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Even his parents dismissed the idea, but his yowling has sold so many records that he has mistaken himself for a great rock star
1 posted on 12/15/2022 6:18:21 PM PST by Rummyfan
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Everyone likes what they like. But I never understood why U2 was so big. Just don’t get it.


2 posted on 12/15/2022 6:20:38 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (No one is as asleep as the "woke". They define the term "useful idiot".)
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To: Rummyfan

Cher?


3 posted on 12/15/2022 6:20:38 PM PST by hardspunned (Former DC GOP globalist stooge)
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the same one who did a number on springschtine


4 posted on 12/15/2022 6:20:38 PM PST by 867V309 (Lock Her Up)
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To: Rummyfan

Once upon a time, I respected him. It was several years ago. That’s all.


5 posted on 12/15/2022 6:21:43 PM PST by ZinGirl (Now a grandma ....can't afford a tagline :))
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2. At 18, Bono had read Crime and Punishment – but he prefers the Ramones.

The Jesuits in my high school made us read it by junior year - 16 years old.

6 posted on 12/15/2022 6:22:23 PM PST by PGR88
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I really enjoyed the first two albums. The second album, October, is actually one of the best Christian Rock albums as it doesn't try to shove religion into the songs.
7 posted on 12/15/2022 6:24:48 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (What is left around which to circle the wagons?)
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To: Rummyfan

Julie, you are sadly ignorant. Many song writers do not sing well. That doesn’t mean they are not fine musicians or composers. Oh, just by the way, many song singers can’t sing. It’s definitely difficult to tell these days with autotune and related electronic voice modifiers.


8 posted on 12/15/2022 6:26:22 PM PST by ConservativeInPA (Stupidly is a moral problem, not an intellectual problem. )
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To: Rummyfan

Bo oh no!


9 posted on 12/15/2022 6:26:55 PM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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I read it in 7th grade...12.


10 posted on 12/15/2022 6:27:18 PM PST by left that other site (Peacemakers who sow in peace reap a harvest of righteousness.)
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But I never understood why U2 was so big. Just don’t get it.

something specific about them, their style and the times. It all worked at that moment, to make them famous.

I remember at around the same time, Julia Roberts was considered absolutely beautiful. I see her in those old movies now and wonder - what were we thinking?

11 posted on 12/15/2022 6:27:45 PM PST by PGR88
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It’s his band, so of course, he’s the singer.


12 posted on 12/15/2022 6:28:07 PM PST by x
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I’d put Bob Dylan in this category too. Brilliant songwriter and a lot of singers and bands have done nice covers of his tunes, but his nasal, monotone voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.


13 posted on 12/15/2022 6:36:58 PM PST by fidelis (👈 Under no obligation to respond to rude, ignorant, abusive, bellicose, and obnoxious posts.)
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True, but one with Sonny set her on the road to what she is today.
Who else? Bruce leftist Springsteen, Kanye West, the clown married to Beyonce—and that includes Beyonce—Jenifer Lopez, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Pitbull, and a few others I don’t want to waste my time with. The world is upside down, politics, music, FJB, and Jill. Screwed is what has become of us...


14 posted on 12/15/2022 6:37:14 PM PST by Fungi
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I’d put Bob Dylan in this category too. Brilliant songwriter and a lot of singers and bands have done nice covers of his tunes, but his nasal, monotone voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

I think anyone wold tel you Bob Dylan is no singer. And he has only gotten worse as he has aged to the point now where his voice is an unintelligible nasal whine.

15 posted on 12/15/2022 6:40:27 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. )
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What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

16 posted on 12/15/2022 6:42:05 PM PST by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: fidelis

Just give his album “Nashville Skyline” one listen. Skip the first cut, a duet with Johnny Cash.


17 posted on 12/15/2022 6:42:26 PM PST by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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To: left that other site

I read it when I was six months old.
Mom set up a projector that displayed the pages on the ceiling over my crib.

It seemed pedantic and a little sterile to me.


18 posted on 12/15/2022 6:43:11 PM PST by TigersEye (The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
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To: Rummyfan

I saw U2 play a bowling alley in Asbury Park in NJ when they first came to the states.

Never really took to Bono’s minor chord singing. Some good guitar work, if a bit repetitious.


19 posted on 12/15/2022 6:44:03 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America.)
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To: fidelis

Bob Dylan, J. J. Cale, Leonard Cohen, etc.


20 posted on 12/15/2022 6:45:07 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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