Posted on 12/02/2022 8:11:53 AM PST by SJackson
The news item here can be summed up in a limerick:
There once was a prez on Nantucket, and he couldn’t get ‘round in a bucket. He rented some cars, and drove under the stars, until each one, a car fire struck it.
Okay, so I ain’t Shakespeare. But this really happened. As Fox News reported more prosaically Tuesday, “President Biden’s rented Secret Service vehicles burst into flames in a parking lot Monday, just one day after he left his Nantucket vacation.” Yes, they really called him, whimsically enough, “President Biden,” not the more accurate “Alleged President Biden” or “Ostensible President Biden.”
But other than that, Fox is deadly serious: all five of the cars that the Secret Service used to allow President Let Them Eat Cake to joyride around Nantucket on yet another one of his endless vacations caught fire. What the heck is going on here? That’s the one element of this bizarre story is conspicuously missing from Fox’s report.
Old Joe, Fox continues, “spent Thanksgiving on the ritzy Massachusetts island with his family last week. The Secret Service rented five vehicles from Hertz to carry the president and his family, and all five of them caught fire in the parking lot, according to footage first obtained by the Nantucket Current.” The Current itself adds that the cars “had been returned to Hertz less than 24 hours before the fire broke out.”
Why did the cars catch fire? “The cause of the blaze remains under investigation,” says the Current, “but one of the vehicles — a Ford Expedition — was under a safety recall by the manufacturer due to a faulty battery junction box that has caused fires. While it had been scheduled for service under the recall, sources said, it had not been repaired.” Well, all right, that could be it right there, but only one of the cars that was burnt to a crisp was a Ford Expedition: the others were a Chevy Suburban, Ford Explorer, Infiniti QX80, and a Jeep Gladiator. Did they all have a faulty battery junction box?
The fire was fairly serious, and it could easily have been even worse. Fox notes that “the vehicles were parked at the Nantucket airport and the blaze reportedly spread to just 40 feet away from the facility’s jet fuel tanks.” No one, however, is saying what the heck was going on here: “Fox News reached out to the White House for information, but they did not immediately respond.” Why not? It isn’t every day that every vehicle that the Secret Service used to protect the president catches fire the very next day. Aren’t the American people owed some kind of explanation?
There are several possibilities. Were one or more of these vehicles electric and the Biden administration is refusing to comment on the incident because it doesn’t want the hazards of such vehicles becoming widespread public knowledge and interfering with its endeavor to relegate the internal combustion engine to the dustbin of history?
That seems to be the most likely explanation, but there are other possibilities as well. Was this actually an assassination attempt against Old Joe, as improbable as it would be that anyone would try to kill a man who is barely here now as it is? Were the cars supposed to catch fire a day earlier, while Biden was tooling around Nantucket? Was Hunter running a meth lab out of one of these cars, and something went wrong and they all went up in smoke?
We wouldn’t have to speculate in this way if we had what used to be known as “journalists.” Long before Old Joe began pretending to be president, back in the misty halcyon days of “our democracy,” there were people who actually investigated stories and tried to determine what was really going on without fear or favor. Nowadays, of course, the establishment media and its Big Tech allies know better and are faithfully carrying out their true mission, which is to be a public relations agency for the Democrat Party.
Evidently, there is something about this car fire story that might reflect poorly upon the administration, and so it is being calmly ignored. Every last car the president rented caught fire? Look! Trump’s getting indicted again! Look! White supremacists! Look! Insurrectionists! And so it goes, to the extent that we may never know what happened in Nantucket. In this story, the White House is gonna duck it.
That’s darn good, Elsie!
(Can I just copy and paste?)
You got me!
Thar’s a very strange geezer in chilly Nantucket
Always sneaking around with an old rusty bucket
He toots his own horn
As he nicks someone’s corn
Tells his bride he stole it so she’ll have to shuck it
(And I’m no Shakespearette, but there ya go!)
“And it does seem odd to me that they send a secret service agent up to the rental car counter to rent a car for the president.”
It was more than likely for extended family and all of the child prostitutes for hunter and the big guy.
They got burned to hide DNA evidence.
Any missing children reported up there over the past 30 days?
Why not? I did!
Hee hee
The timing pencil malfunctioned. That saved Hitler a couple of times, too.
The timer in a bomb planted on his plane froze.
LOL!!!
“The timer in a bomb planted on his plane froze.”
Was that the one that was supposed to be a bottle of brandy?
All on timers set by the SS and/or FBI to cover evidence of some kind.
Yep. Then there was the bomb explosion that Hitler escaped because he cut out early after giving a speech.
The Ford Expedition started it! j/k.
Very likely scenario that one started it and the others went off because of their proximity.
The author is stretching it to the limit with this story line.
If you want to know who really runs things, find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
Insurance scam.
They’ll have to all ride together in Da Beast. Those Secret Service Agents all in the back seat with Da Prez. Imagine the bathroom breaks, the squabbling over the window seat (No fair! It’s my turn to shield the President with my body! You did it last time!), the constant “Are we there yet” refrains all the way back to Washington.
If I had to guess I'd say the cartels were sending Biden a message... or China...or some other group Biden 'owes'.
If Biden wanted his blond bimbos, butt-boys and pretensions 'men' at CNN, MSNBC, The New York Times and Washington Post to COVER this story - they would. Front page above the fold.
I'm guessing the thousands of child illegals under the age of 10 - most going to 'an Aunt' at the same addresses - are filling up Washington DC's kiddie whore houses.
Besides, the fact the cars all burned AFTER they were returned was a message to Biden: that next time they might catch fire when he and his men were IN them... Maybe Biden's pissed off the Cartels or China - or some group that feels they've paid him off and thinks Biden's not 'doing what he promised'. Something like that's my guess.
Not an attempt, a nudge, and a warning to Dr. Jill.
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