"I will be running in 2024."
Posted on 11/21/2022 7:48:51 AM PST by bitt
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Build yourself a greenhouse and park your bed in the middle of it.
lot of NHL players use the hyperbaric oxygen chambers to help their bodies recover
"I will be running in 2024."
Hyperbaric chamber sessions didn’t make Michael Jackson live longer…
He died of an excessive quantity of drugs to help him sleep I believe.
If oxygen is so good, I better quit taking the anti-oxidants they sold me last month. haha
Dear Natalie O:neill:
Ponce de Leon DID find the fountain of youth.
It’s located off Alt 19 in Pasco county.
The place is now called Wall’s Springs.
Every time you take a dip, your age decreases by 5 years.
Really.
Don’t tell anyone.
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It apparently worked for Michael Jackson with two side effects; he changed from a black male adult into a young white girl.
LOL.
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I’ve always said those pre-diluvial people you read about in the Bible living to 900+ years is NOT any kind of metaphor. It’s because the air was far more rich with oxygen before the sudden glacial meltdown. Ice core samples prove it. Another proof is the giant flora and fauna that lived in pre-diluvial times. They could get so big because the atmosphere was much more dense then. Gravity was the same, but the buoyancy of the air was much greater than today.
I’m already in my 2nd childhood mentally. Just need a body transplant.
So I swim 50 times and I’m a teenager again?
Kewl!!
Hmmm...
Why am I suddenly thinking about astronauts and the Apollo moon space craft?
As an undergrad at UC San Diego (at La Jolla) back in ‘85 I attended a seminar on aging I found very interesting/enlightening.
One presenter gave a summary of KNOWN long-lived individuals (including “old Tom Parr” and a French Count whose name I forget) and said, with best estimates at the time, the oldest average lifespan he could foresee for human beings was around 125 years.
In the silence following this comment some wag about mid-audience said out loud “Great, we’ll NEVER get rid of the department head.”
Raucous laughter ensued and moved around the room as the comment was repeated for those in the back and sides of the hall.
Indeed.
Right. Michael Jackson died of an overdose of propofol, which is a powerful surgical anesthetic. His ‘doctor’ gave it to him as a sleep aid.
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