Biden insists he still feels 50 as questions loom over fitness

NY Post ^ | 11/08/2022 | Steve Nelson

[ChicagoConservative27]

President Biden has said in a pre-midterms radio interview that he feels like he’s 50 and that his looming 80th birthday seems as distant as being able to fly.

“What would 80-year-old Joe tell 50-year-old Joe in this moment?” radio host Willie Moore Jr. asked Biden in the sitdown, which was recorded Sunday and aired Monday.

“That I’m still 50 — that’s the first thing I’d tell him,” Biden answered. “You think I’m kidding. I’m not kidding. That’s number one.

“Number two, I can’t even say that number, 80, you know. But I’m serious, I no more feel that than I can get out from behind this desk and fly.”

The president spoke with Moore as part of a final push to drive black voter turnout. The show was broadcast in 14 states including Senate battlegrounds Georgia, Ohio and Pennsylvania.

[EQAndyBuzz]

In dog years.

[NohSpinZone]

Dog years?

[Alberta's Child]

I know someone who has had the misfortune of seeing Biden up close several times in the last few years.

He says the first impression you get from seeing Biden is that he looks like one of those hideous old freaks in the entertainment industry who has had way too much cosmetic surgery and has all the appearances of a melted clown.

[Leep]

In dog years that about 350.

[Jan_Sobieski]

Nephilim?

[Darksheare]

“I still feel 50.... kids... every day.” - Pedo Joe

[clearcarbon]

"He felt up 50 of them all at the same time as when he was sniffing them?

"I'm not a pedophile," quoth the erection denier.

[pas]

50 What. Little girls?

[CivilWarBrewing]

His IQ is 50, but regardless his age he’ll ALWAYS like little girls.

[Taxman]

You will recall that he had hair plugs then!

Which probably affected his ability to think things through before inserting his foot into his mouth!

Rush nicknamed him “Plugs!”

[1Old Pro]

You will recall that he had hair plugs then!

Yep, that was before his brain injury I believe.

[VanShuyten]

In 1988, when SloJo was almost 50, his brain hurt.

“Joe Biden has experienced two brain aneurysms, both of which required surgery.”

It hurts to this day.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Total disgrace. The foreign press does not cover for this demented fool.

[TnTnTn]

Oh yeah…he looks and acts 50 ….thousand…

[Zathras]

Notice all the “Biden is ...” coming out.
They know he is going to loose and this is just his handlers trying to keep him from loosing it.

[Louis Foxwell]

Apparently he feel 4 since that is the level of his maturity

[StAnDeliver]

“Number two, I can’t even say that number, 80, you know. But I’m serious, I no more feel that than I can get out from behind this desk and fly.”

WTF is this word salad?

Very odd, that first sentence. "I can't even say that number". That's the remark of someone who has given it a think. He knows he's going to poop himself in his sleep some night, his body guy will start to clean it up, realize his azz is ice-cold, a little smile will briefly wander across body guy's face, and that will be that.

Bring out the candy and the ululation.

[muir_redwoods]

Yep, he was just this f*#ked up thirty years ago. And sixty years ago.

[rhoda_penmark]

“In dog years that about 350.”
exactly what I was thinking.

[FamiliarFace]

80 is the new 50.

Works for the Liar-in-Chief.