Posted on 10/20/2022 7:50:15 AM PDT by Red Badger
Environmental protesters determined to force the German automotive industry to decarbonize glued themselves to the floor at the Porsche pavilion in the Autostadt museum in Wolfsburg, Germany.
Then they complained there was no place to poop.
“Together with 15 other members of @ScientistRebel1 I have occupied the Porsche pavillion at @Autostadt, 9 of us glued to the floor and some of us on hunger strike until our demands to decarbonise the German transport sector are met,” self-described “experimental economist” Gianluca Grimalda tweeted.
“VW told us that they supported our right to protest, but they refused our request to provide us with a bowl to urinate and defecate in a decent manner while we are glued, and have turned off the heating. People in support can’t get out of the building,” he complained.
“Current actions and plans are grossly inadequate, and even these obligations are not being met. The rate of environmental destruction closely tracks economic growth, which leads to us extracting more resources from Earth than are regenerated,” Scientist Rebel states on its website, calling for “degrowth of economies” but assuring living standards will not be affected as the wealthiest of the population will pay for the cost.
“Governments and corporations aim to increase growth and profits, inevitably accelerating the destruction of life on Earth,” the website declares.
“To achieve decarbonisation on the required scale demands economic degrowth, at least in the short term,” it continues. “This does not necessarily require a reduction in living standards. For a just transition, the cost of degrowth must be paid for by the wealthiest, who have benefited enormously from the current destructive world order, while others have faced the consequences. A just transition to a sustainable system requires the wealth from the 1% to be used for the common benefit.”
Conservatives had a field day mocking the protesters:
“Perhaps you should have thought of bringing your pisspot before you glued yourself to the floor, you blithering idiot,” said Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro.
“S*** on the floor, no one said life was easy,” commentator Tim Pool said.
“Last loser to piss themselves gets the car,” Stephen Miller said.
“They have taken the Bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes… Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark… We cannot get out… They are coming,” quipped Noah Blum.
“Nothing says serious effort like pooping in a bowl,” another added.
Sounds to me these guys came all the way from San Francisco, so why do they even need a bowl?
Too bad they didn’t glue themselves to the autobahn. The traffic will unglue them when they need to relieve themselves
I think Xylene will disolve it. If it is super glue. or most glues. 5200 is permanant and some one should apply that to ensure they don’t “go” anywhere.
Remove the cars. Leave them there. Shut off the power, heat, water, and lights, and lock the doors. In a year reopen the building, with camera crews in attendance, and let their mummified corpses serve as a warning to others.
Or I suppose you could go the “Saw” route and leave them there with a few hacksaws scattered about, just out of reach.
Glue your as#holes shut next time. Problem solved.
We should have done this:
Bring paintball guns, load them with ammunition containing extract of poison ivy, pepper spray, or badger piss, and advertise 1 ball of irritating or stinking ammo for $10.
15 balls of ammo for $100.
Kind of like the old days when they would sell cracks at a car with a sledgehammer. Three swings for five dollars! Headlights and windshield always went first!
You can shoot glued protesters anywhere you want.
Money raised is either for the Jan 6th political prisoners or to combat climate change. Then we get EVERYONE, Leftist and Conservatives alike a fair opportunity to pepper them at close range with the ammo.
Then they complained there was no place to poop.
Of course they have a place to poop. They can be just like Biden and POOP THEIR PANTS!!!!
It’s my understanding VW did turn off the heat. These idiots then complained that the fossil fueled heat was turned off.
That means the environmental destruction stopped in it's tracks when Donald J Trump was president.
Good point!
Would be a great idea for a segment of “Sprockets.”
Forced castor oil will solve.
Would be a great idea for a segment of “Top 10 World’s Worst Protesters.”....................
Leave them there until they rot.
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SPJNK.
Poopy pants.
Should have worn a diaper.
5.56mm
Now you’re talking!
If these hysteric climate-twits know so much they should be able to figure out where to ‘poop.’ In their pants, or they can just hold it until they burst a colon or something. After all, it’s just ‘science.’
Turning off the heating was a nice touch. :^)
Gotta save energy you know................😉
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