Posted on 12/07/2021 2:41:16 PM PST by Rummyfan
Smollett’s hate-hoax fairy tale did expose how gullible Americans can be when you yell ‘racism.’
Spare a thought for Jussie Smollett’s lawyers. Think of them being much like infantrymen who walk through fire on the way to glory, except they’ve been slogging through a mire of bulls*** on their way to absurdity. While wearing flip-flops. Their field commander is an insistently moronic fraud. The Iwo Jima flag they struggle to raise is the reputation of a dim actor who thought he would raise his profile by telling the world that he was attacked by the world’s least likely lynch mob — a duo of black MAGA-heads who just happened to have bleach and a noose on them in case Jussie Smollett should walk by. At two o’clock in the morning. On an exceptionally cold Chicago night. Then walked away after 30 seconds without robbing their victim or doing him more than superficial harm.
The man Dave Chappelle dubbed Juicy Smollé may not have been much of an entertainer when that was his profession — admit it, you’d never heard of him before January 29, 2019, and that’s part of the reason he needed Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Buff to stage a fake beating. (Get a gander at these guys, Abimbola and Olabinjo Osundairo: If they were inclined to beat you up, your injuries would be something other than scratches. Smollett’s face would have looked like Cubist portraiture if they had really attacked him. Ten seconds of actual punching and they’d have Picasso’d this guy.) Yet Smollett should be dubbed American Reality Entertainer of the Year for the hilarity he has brought us all in Chicago for the last week as he has steered his lawyers to argue outright fiction.
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She, however, is not guilty.
The Wayne Brady skit is one of the funniest pieces of television I have ever had the pleasure of watching.
It is not often we get such a good laugh.
With an Obama judge and Comey’s daughter for a prosecutor.
Why would he> He is an Obama apointee.
Not guilty!
He won’t get convicted in a Chicago courtroom. Hung jury, jury nullification, etc.
One thing that has gone unnoticed is how did Smollett think that a couple of guys with Nigerian accents were white folks?
Liberace was a very talented performer. Jussie Smollett imagines he is a sexy and talented performer.
She’s a ho.
She and two other chicks are topless in the unrated version of “Blurred Lines” by Robin Thicke with Pharrell and TI.
Vice Grip Garage fan by any chance?
darn! I’m outed.
I didn’t know anyone else here watched his show! I love his ‘old car in the field rescue’ shows.
I've been watching Vice Grip Garage for about a year now. Not only does he thoroughly entertain me, but I learn a little about how cars work.
It's okay for a feller to be outed every now and then. Just get yourself a cold snack and don't worry about it. :-)
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