Posted on 06/11/2021 10:07:06 PM PDT by shineon
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Don’t krill me, dude!
What goes around comes around...
Seriously?
Arrghh.
Jonah...!!!
would be funny if he could trace his heritage back to Jonah
Orka Winfrey spit him out like a raw chitlin.
If he had a knife, maybe he could slice his way out?
What a kickass story to tell at the bar...
Jonah: “Been there, done that!”
Did he leave a bad taste in the whale’s mouth? Did he find a “Jonah was here” tablet in Hebrew inside the whale?
Why don’t we name the whale “Jeffrey Toobin” since it is a sperm whale?
I’d say something about Don The Lemon but it wouldn’t be in good taste.
Talking about whales! Has anyone seen Stacey Abrams recently?
So will you be playing at the Sands all next week?
What was the sign of Jonah?
Somebody said sperm whale.
The diver said no teeth.
Not a sperm whale.
The Son of Man...dead in the ground(whose in his soul/spirit preached to the spirits in chains in hell proving that he was the Christ during that period)three days and three nights before The Father raised him bodily up again...
That was the sign that was to be given to “this generation”...that is the generation of Hebrews/Jews of Jesus’ time on the earth and then ongoing for the rest of us until he should come again.
The Lord, in order to bring Jonah into a more full accord caused Jonah to have great dis-”gourd” for his attitude towards the Ninevites was most untoward....
Yeah, Jonah copped an attitude and I caught your gourd reference. What a wonderful story it is.
I watched that story on Veggie Tales.
After being spit out of the whale, the diver immediately booked travel to Nineveh.
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