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Swallowed By A Whale
CNN ^

Posted on 06/11/2021 10:07:06 PM PDT by shineon

Whale swallows man

(Excerpt) Read more at cnn.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chat; notnews; whale
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He had a whale of a time.
1 posted on 06/11/2021 10:07:06 PM PDT by shineon
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Don’t krill me, dude!


2 posted on 06/11/2021 10:09:31 PM PDT by blueplum ("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017) )
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What goes around comes around...


3 posted on 06/11/2021 10:11:07 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: shineon
Mayo, like Robbins, could not recall a similar situation in which a diver ended up in a humpback's mouth.

Seriously?

4 posted on 06/11/2021 10:16:16 PM PDT by stormhill
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To: shineon

Arrghh.


5 posted on 06/11/2021 10:23:40 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Get off your ass and earn it!)
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To: shineon

Jonah...!!!


6 posted on 06/11/2021 10:43:35 PM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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would be funny if he could trace his heritage back to Jonah


7 posted on 06/11/2021 11:05:17 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: shineon

Orka Winfrey spit him out like a raw chitlin.


8 posted on 06/11/2021 11:06:56 PM PDT by Beagle8U ("Jim Acosta pissed in the shallow end of the press pool.")
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To: shineon

If he had a knife, maybe he could slice his way out?


9 posted on 06/11/2021 11:31:49 PM PDT by KittyKares (I miss President Trump!)
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To: shineon

What a kickass story to tell at the bar...


10 posted on 06/11/2021 11:42:34 PM PDT by dinodino ( )
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To: shineon

11 posted on 06/12/2021 12:45:43 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: shineon

Jonah: “Been there, done that!”


12 posted on 06/12/2021 1:09:02 AM PDT by Sapwolf (Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
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To: shineon

Did he leave a bad taste in the whale’s mouth? Did he find a “Jonah was here” tablet in Hebrew inside the whale?

Why don’t we name the whale “Jeffrey Toobin” since it is a sperm whale?

I’d say something about Don The Lemon but it wouldn’t be in good taste.

Talking about whales! Has anyone seen Stacey Abrams recently?


13 posted on 06/12/2021 1:09:07 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

So will you be playing at the Sands all next week?


14 posted on 06/12/2021 1:16:32 AM PDT by mdmathis6
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What was the sign of Jonah?


15 posted on 06/12/2021 1:25:59 AM PDT by sean_og (--... ...--)
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To: shineon

Somebody said sperm whale.
The diver said no teeth.
Not a sperm whale.


16 posted on 06/12/2021 1:48:21 AM PDT by Terry L Smith
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The Son of Man...dead in the ground(whose in his soul/spirit preached to the spirits in chains in hell proving that he was the Christ during that period)three days and three nights before The Father raised him bodily up again...

That was the sign that was to be given to “this generation”...that is the generation of Hebrews/Jews of Jesus’ time on the earth and then ongoing for the rest of us until he should come again.

The Lord, in order to bring Jonah into a more full accord caused Jonah to have great dis-”gourd” for his attitude towards the Ninevites was most untoward....


17 posted on 06/12/2021 3:48:13 AM PDT by mdmathis6
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Yeah, Jonah copped an attitude and I caught your gourd reference. What a wonderful story it is.


18 posted on 06/12/2021 7:32:04 AM PDT by shineon
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I watched that story on Veggie Tales.


19 posted on 06/12/2021 7:36:41 AM PDT by VRW Conspirator (NuRulz - May the odds ever be in your favor!)
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To: shineon

After being spit out of the whale, the diver immediately booked travel to Nineveh.


20 posted on 06/12/2021 7:43:54 AM PDT by socal_parrot (Squirrel!)
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