I didn’t realize I liked this guy!
Exactly, he'd fit right in with the crowd I hang with.
(Except when he wanted a warm beer, that would be where we draw the line...)
1996:
“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?”
In response to calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting.
Yea, verily.
How come they never published any of his wit in a bound volume?
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
That’s actually funny, and more true than self-respecting people would admit to.