Posted on 12/04/2020 11:25:52 AM PST by deplorableindc
President-elect Joe Biden on Thursday revealed that he broke his foot tripping on a rug after a shower as he chased one of his dogs and grabbed its tail.
Biden’s campaign previously explained the hairline fracture by saying Biden fell while playing with the dog, but did not mention the shower or tugging the animal’s tail.
The injury requires Biden, who turned 78 last month, to wear a boot for weeks.
“What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who’s been around my house knows — dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me. And for me to grab the ball,” Biden told CNN journalist Jake Tapper in his first post-election joint interview with Vice President-elect Kamala Harris.
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It’s Joe, of course it makes sense he was naked and chasing that poor dog and trying to grab its tail.....ahem.....
He got was in the shower, looked down, saw his dick, thought it was the dog’s tail, reached down to grab it and fell and hit his head on the tub.
So he fell in the shower. No dog was involved in any way. Probably wasn’t even in the house.
Probably wasn’t the dog who pooped on the floor.
Joe fell off the loo?
Probably.
And we're in for more creative writing, as his keepers have to dream up excuses for all the coming aging/dementia-related injuries (the ones that are clearly visible).
I wonder if Sleepy Joe will wander around the White House totally nude, like he allegedly did in the vice-president’s residence? Of course, we’ll all be told he is fully clothed in his new suit by CNN/MSNBC/etc
Can’t wait to see the memes about this Biden fantasy!
It was a dementia fall.
Agree, he’s likely having mini strokes, which causes a lack of oxygen to his brain. Causes dizziness to the point of a momentary blackout. I watched my dad deal with it
Gee. I guess he’s graduated for sheep dipping and cow tipping.
Why is he pulling the dogs tail in the shower?
This is past creepy, even for Joe Buythem.
He calls a hallway “the alleyway.” Typical cognitive impairment.
And who the H pulls their dog’s tail?!
C’MON, MAN, they HATE that!
The unnecessary and slightly embarrassing detail is to make the story seem more plausible. Or at least that’s my guess. You can never take anything a Democrat says at face value.
Next we’ll hear it was under gun fire.
He was sniffing the dogs butt and the dog was not happy!
So Biden isn't playing fetch with the dog. The dog is playing fetch with Biden.
Cobra, cobra, cobra!
As Judge Judy says, if the story doesn’t make sense, it’s probably a lie.
Any parent knows this, especially when the story keeps having new, added “details”.
LOL — good observation
The story sounds like the bad beginning of Biden raping his dog.
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