California releases guidelines for private gatherings

KRON 4 San Francisco ^ | Oct 2020 | Alexa Mae Asperin

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Insanity.

[Veggie Todd]

Anyone who plans to host or participate in a private gathering must comply with the following requirements:

Or what?

[Dilbert San Diego]

We need their permission to go inside to go to the bathroom? Are we supposed to be grateful they allow us to go to the bathroom? What the heck?

[psjones]

And as P.S. they would add that it’s still okay to go riot, loot, and protest...I don’t watch local news, so I don’t know if those who were out last night after Lakers won were criticized for not social distancing.

[Uncle Miltie]

FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY

[olivia3boys]

This is clearly Thanksgiving related. Just like the SF Bay Area always used to call “spare the air” no fireplace days only on Christmas and Thanksgiving, Dems are against hearth and home and anything traditional or wholesome.

[2banana]

Mostly peaceful riots exempted.

[Rebelbase]

I drank 4 cups of coffee this morning and had diarrhea a while later. Does that mean I have COVID?

[truthkeeper]

This will go over real well at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

[olivia3boys]

Attendees may go inside to use restrooms

Too funny! So glad CA is allowing me to go inside to the bathroom. I guess without our tyrant dictator's permission, we'd otherwise have to pee outside in the bushes.

[monkeyshine]

Chinese shall not mingle with Koreans. Hispanics shall not mingle with Blacks. Catholics must stay far away from Protestants. Jews and Muslims must live in different cities. This is for your own good, do it for America.

(Sarcasm tag hopefully not required)

[Fungi]

Remember this you adulterous bastard Newsom? The First Amendment states that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

Welcome the new brown shirt Nazis--the Demonrats.

[monkeyshine]

we'd otherwise have to pee outside in the bushes

How else are you going to train a dog?

[FightforFreedomCA]

Dear Gov’t Communists - F-off and die. I’m done with all this fear control garbage.

[Magnum44]

we'd otherwise have to pee outside

Its the San Francisco way...

[unixfox]

“Guidelines” are as useless as tits on a bore hog.

Now enforce them!

[dp0622]

Here’s a guideline for the powers that be in CA.

Go #### yourselves.

[ptsal]

It’s a good thing that Cinco de Mayo is still six months away.

But, there is New Year’s Eve and Chinese New Year to deal with.

This GrusomNewsom is a dumbass clown.

[Tax-chick]

TMI, Rb.