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Vendome and Karen Sitting in a ...NOT!
Vanity | 9/22/2020 | Vendome

Posted on 09/22/2020 8:44:45 PM PDT by Vendome

At Safeway and picked up my dinner.

Standing in line minding my own business.

Gal in front of me starts looking around and suddenly turns directly to my face "You need to back up!" she exclaimed.

Slight LOL "I don't think I heard you" my reply

"You are standing to close! You need to move away!" She hissed.

"Okay" I responded. Walked past her and she says "Whuh!", place my dinner on stack of beers at front of the register and then exclaims "Well, that's..."

I kept on walking.

I don't need no shit off some thin lipped, mealy mouth, mousey haired broad.

That would have never got better no matter what I did or said so, best peaceful move to maintain serenity was to leave.

Went to Lyunardi's, got my dinner and found a better bottle scotch anyway...

Thanks yuh hysterical, unhinged, wench...

This mask horse crap needs to end.

Then again she was wearing enough perfume for a whore house and maybe she was embarrassed I might get a whiff...If I was too close...


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KEYWORDS: attention; chat; chatforum; desperate; freaking; lunatic; lyunardis; masks; notnews; safeway; scotch; vanity; vendome
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1 posted on 09/22/2020 8:44:45 PM PDT by Vendome
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To: Vendome

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


2 posted on 09/22/2020 8:47:03 PM PDT by null and void (Democrats donate to bail money. Republicans donate to scholarships. ~ throwthebumsout)
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To: null and void; Vendome

Was she wearing so much it left a puddle?


3 posted on 09/22/2020 8:49:48 PM PDT by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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To: Vendome

We will never hear the end of social distancing from liberals. You did good!


4 posted on 09/22/2020 8:50:51 PM PDT by cabojoe
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To: Vendome

Ugh. I gave a woman a ride in my truck one time who had waaaay too much perfume on. Like a month’s worth. Stunk up my truck for at least 10 days. Never again will I allow anyone with that kind of stink in my vehicle again.


5 posted on 09/22/2020 8:52:59 PM PDT by Boomer (Leftists/Leftism ruins everything it touches.)
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To: Vendome

You deserve a star for pissing off a Karen. Proud of you.


6 posted on 09/22/2020 8:53:41 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Disappointment is inevitable. Discouragement is a choice.)
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To: Vendome

If she says “Is that a .22 in your pocket or are you just not happy to see me?” then you’re standing too close.


7 posted on 09/22/2020 8:53:45 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Vendome

“True Stories of the Rona Patrol”


8 posted on 09/22/2020 8:55:20 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Vendome

Played in a coed volleyball league tonight.
Every female kept their mask on, and most males did as well.
A hippie guy, a homo, and I were the only three without masks.
People are soft as hell now.


9 posted on 09/22/2020 8:56:04 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Vendome

I would have just said,”Thanks Karen.” and not moved an inch.


10 posted on 09/22/2020 8:57:21 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Vendome

So in other words if she had just kept looking forward and checked out, she wouldn’t even have know you were there.
She sounds brilliant.


11 posted on 09/22/2020 8:57:54 PM PDT by GnuThere
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12 posted on 09/22/2020 8:58:50 PM PDT by musicman (The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
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To: Vendome

You did good, spontaneously as well.

I think we all need to prepare how we will react in a similar situation.


13 posted on 09/22/2020 8:59:11 PM PDT by detch (")
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To: detch

Been there.

“Who made YOU the Health Police?”


14 posted on 09/22/2020 9:02:28 PM PDT by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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To: Vendome

This is why it can be handy to know a few phrases in South African click-language.


15 posted on 09/22/2020 9:04:21 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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Literally, acknowledged her and left...

No matter my response she was going to do battle.

I bonused with a better bottle of booze...


16 posted on 09/22/2020 9:04:40 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: GnuThere

I don’t think I was even that close to her but, she wanted to win and I let her...


17 posted on 09/22/2020 9:05:19 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Larry Lucido

A woman like that is probably well worn...

Not sure she could tell the difference between a .22 or a .50...


18 posted on 09/22/2020 9:07:17 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Vendome

Musta been in LG then...know the store, the people—etc...lived there a long time and most of my relatives lived in LG at one time or another....


19 posted on 09/22/2020 9:07:35 PM PDT by abigkahuna (How can you be at two places at once when you are nowhere at all?)
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To: MayflowerMadam

All I did was stand there with some chicken a bottle Balvenie 12yr.

Went to Lyundari’s and ended upgrading to Balvenie 14yr Carribean...

WTF ever Bag of &()’s eating loser...(her, not you)


20 posted on 09/22/2020 9:09:06 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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