Michelle Obama Talks Ups and Downs of Marriage: ‘There Were Times That I Wanted to Push Barack Out of the Window’(Pic alert)

breitbart.com ^ | 9/7/2020 | Hannah Bleau

[rktman]

Former first lady Michelle Obama discussed her marriage to former President Barack Obama and offered advice to younger couples during a recent episode of The Michelle Obama Podcast, explaining that she has, at times, wanted to “push Barack out of the window.”

“You want LeBron [James]. You don’t want the guy, third row on the bench, who didn’t make the team, but we often don’t think about that,” she said, offering advice to those looking for their partner by likening the process to assembling a basketball team. “What you’re supposed to say is, ‘I have married LeBron. My version of LeBron.’”

“If you’re looking at a team, the people you want to win with, then number one, you want everybody on your team to be strong, right? You don’t want any weak links, you don’t want somebody that you can dominate,” she explained, adding, “also, if you’re on a team, you’ve got to be able to do everything — especially in basketball, it’s like, you would never pick somebody that says, ‘I only dribble. I don’t shoot, I don’t defend, I just dribble.'”

[rktman]

Hopefully the hairy/megan hour brought some cheer back after that. Oh, they're not podcasting yet. Dang. And, for chips obxxx, you ain't alone with the window thought. Barry NoLabrains obxxx dribblin' away. Sorry your life has sucked so much there moochie.

[faithhopecharity]

What a shame she didn’t

[Sarah Barracuda]

“push Barack out of the window.”

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I would have gladly helped her do it

[Dutch Boy]

So Michelle Obama had a plan to kill a president? It sure sounds that way.

[Ikeon]

What a di*k ..

[ConservativeInPA]

When did she find out that Barry was a fag, before or after getting married? Inquiring minds want to know. (Not)

[mrsmith]

I wonder what “the window” is her pet name for...
No telling with those two.

[doorgunner69]

Then old chickens be roosting Rev Wright would have to find some other hapless fag to take Mike in.

[Da Coyote]

As if anyone believes a word out of either of those grifters.

[A_Former_Democrat]

I feel the same, Fatso

[Jim W N]

There Were Times That I Wanted to Push Barack Out of the Window

Well, Michelle, you certainly have that look.

[Bonemaker]

That's funny...I've had the same impulse ever since he came on the scene!😎

[Seruzawa]

Cripes. Why do these political Multi-Millionaires feel the need to whine about their lives so much? Just STFU already. The pols are worse than actors.

If I had their money I’d be grinning from ear to ear 24/7.

And fishing.

[Fightin Whitey]

“What you’re supposed to say is, ‘I have married LeBron. My version of LeBron.’”

So he is short not only in stature...

. but in 3-inchure too.

[MuttTheHoople]

We understand how you feel.

[OKSooner]

What a pleasant, playful notion.

Right now, in the Oklahoma State Penitentiary, there is a woman doing a life sentence for exactly that very act. It was a long fall for her young husband, straight out of Hitchcock.

Just sayin'.

[ealgeone]

On this I agree with the mooch.

[Libloather]

A pic of Mike tossing Hussein out a window? Where?

[DoodleDawg]

My mom has said that after 55 years of marriage divorce has never entered into her mind. Homicide, on the other hand...

[Georgia Girl 2]

Yeh I felt the same way. 😀