I do take Gordan Chang seriously....
I want my Chinese seeds and I want them now.
They’re totally pot seeds.
Badass GMO pot seeds like seven feet tall in a week.
What else would Gordon Chang say?
Bkmrk
The ChiCom seeds are deadly; if planted, that grow more Demonicrats.
There will be people who plant them just out of curiosity.
You know how it all got started!
People just aren’t seeing the signs.
The red squirrels in particular sure are fattening up. The 40# bags are from Wal-Mart. Chinese seeds? I really should check the label!
If this story is even true ... then what are the results of tests on the seeds?
See “The Americans,” Season 5, Episode 2, “Pests.” The Soviets are afraid that U.S. agricultural research is creating bugs that would wipe out the USSR’s food supply.
"You Americans are going to have to grow your OWN food because OUR DAM IS ABOUT TO BREAK"
They have many kinds of seeds and many ways to plant them in our country.
Chicoms' next question: "Most excellent and honorable sir, are not America's land regions occupied?"
"Yes......As of now. It will be pleasing if you inquire again after January 21, 2021. New management quite cooperative."
The Government is saying “do not plant them” . Thats hardly enough of a warning. How many people will just throw them out either in garbage or on the ground. Very likely that some will still sprout even though not “planted”
Isn’t it against the law for a foreign country to mail agricultural stuff willy-nilly like this? You can’t bring plants or anything like that on a flight. I remember the story of the woman who came through customs in New York City, and got gigged because she still had an apple that the stewardess had handed out to everybody on the plane, and instead of letting her just throw it away, they fined her.
Life imitates art. There was a whole Gilligan’s Island episode about this: a crate filled with radioactive seeds wash up on island. The castaways plant them...
Thurston: “Well, the mushrooms are mushrooming!”
...and hilarity ensues...
Lovey: “Yes, but the beets are beating them!”
They grow into Giant Chinese Pea Pods like “Invasion of the Wuhan Body Snatchers”
Yes keep your eyes open!
By now, shouldn’t somebody have figured out a bit more on those seeds?
In a year full of conspiracy theories this has to be one of the dumbest. There are already thousands of Chinese nationals and Chinese friendly Americans who would sell us out for chump change throughout the land. Why not discretely send them seeds to scatter instead of a silly random mailout?